The Lookout at Caister Lifeboat

01/10/2026

Please Share. She has to be stopped. As said. It could be the Scarecrows next!

01/10/2026

So, Unbelievably, the Gnome Thief has Struck Again! This time, she pinched the 2 gnomes we had been Anonymously donated. And, again we have her bang to rights on C.C.T.V. This time she had the cheek to come and use our, 'Customer onky' toilet 1st!
This Lady Obviously has Issues?
Wanted posters are now going to be circulated. Sherlock Gnomes has been sacked. We think this could be a case for Mulder and Scully? 👽

We need to get her stopped. It might be The Scarecrows Next! 🫣

01/10/2026

The Scarecrows have Brought the Sun out! 🌞

And it's Free parking at The Beach Road Car park! 🚗

30/09/2026

Congratulations to all our team. Achieved another 5* Food Hygiene. 🥳.

30/09/2026

'Lookout Larry' Keeping an eye out for any Dangers at sea. Ready to call the Lifeboat if needed. 🚢

Come find Larry on Caisters First Scarecrow Trail starting tomorrow 1st October until 4th October with over 90 scarecrows to find around the village 🧑‍🌾

The 1st October also sees the Car Park becoming free for the Winter, and we are open as normal all weekend…so why not park up, pop and see us and then start your challenge to find as many Scarecrows as you can! 🔍☕️🍳

29/09/2026

Our lift is Fixed and up and running again!
Sorry for any inconvenience caused.

24/09/2026

Thank you to An Anonymous donator, For our Gnome. We will put him on our empty Sill. He's not our Gnome, which we truly miss, But it is a lovely thought. We will get the Gnome Guard to keep an eye on him. 😉. ..

22/09/2026

Please note, we are sorry but. Our lift is out of service at the Moment. We are waiting for an Engineer. Hopefully it will be back working A.S.A.P.
Unless someone out there knows how to fix lifts, and can get here today 😁.

20/09/2026

20/09/2026

So this is the Lovely Lady who collects Stolen Gnomes. If anybody knows her. Ask her nicely if we can have our Gnomes back. They're missing their shelf. 😁

Update, on 'Bring the Gnome Home'
We have a lot of detectives in Caister. We now know the lady. And have photographs of her car. And know the street she lives on 'In Caister!'
And now the news papers want to get involved! All she has to do is 'Bring the Gnomes home'