Smokie J’s Cafe

17/07/2023

Closed for today, sorry for the inconvenience
Back open again tomorrow 🫶

23/06/2023

🍟 Let’s talk chips 🍟 I charge £2.50 - some may say expensive, others say okay. But hey! Can’t please them all. What the average customer doesn’t realise is what comes with it..

Disregard my time to stand there and cook but also rent per month, electric added ontop. The bag of chips itself..

But did anyone really think about the oil?
£30/£35 for 20kg drum (gives me 2 lots when I change the oil every 1.5 weeks) doesn’t go far does it.
Once cooked they go in a takeaway tray. £30 for a stack of few hundred. Also because I like it to look presentable and cute I put pink greaseproof paper in the trays £9.99 for 100 sheets. Now I haven’t got onto salt, pepper, vinegar, seasonings (you all know I don’t scrimp with the peri peri chip seasoning) 😍

But basically after complaining £2.50 for some chips whilst you’re squirting that REAL HEINZ TOMATO SAUCE all over them.. just sit and think about the bigger picture.

Anyways have a lovely weekend, Peace out ✌️ 😘

20/06/2023

Helppppp please!!
For the past 1.5 years Iv always recycled my used oil into bio-oil.
Unfortunately now the company that does my collection is closing. So I’m now needing someone new, can anyone recommend??
Thanks ☺️

19/06/2023

Will be open tomorrow 8am ✌️✌️

09/06/2023

Have a wonderful weekend everyone 🫶🫶

07/06/2023

I know I slack at uploading pics, so here’s one from the camera roll ✌️ peace out
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18/05/2023

🐲 Now selling Monsters 🐲

17/05/2023

Another day, another burger 🍔
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02/05/2023

29/04/2023

Peri chicken, salad and flatbread. Nothing more, nothing less 🩵

11/04/2023

Hope everyone had a lovely bank holiday! Opening at 9am today sorry for any inconvenience.