16/09/2026
๐๐ THE ROYAL CHRISTMAS ANNOUNCEMENT ๐๐
๐จ Attention everyone! The Boss of the Place, His Royal Highness Lesley The Cat has made his annual inspection and has an important announcementโฆ
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THE REAL COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN! ๐
There are now ONLY 100 SLEEPS UNTIL CHRISTMAS! ๐โจ
Lesley has personally checked the calendar, inspected the grass, and determined that everyone is now legally required to start getting excited.
So forget what anyone else saysโฆ His Majesty has spoken.
๐ 100 sleeps to go! ๐
๐ Christmas preparations may commence immediately.
๐พ Any complaints should be directed to the Royal Palace.