06/04/2026
So… you caught me. I lied. 😌
Yes, I *did* win an award. Several, actually. Huge ones. Massive. Some are saying the biggest. I’m so sorry you had to find out like this.
I’d like to take a moment to thank the people who made this historic achievement possible…
First, my family — who always said “maybe don’t post that” and yet… here we are.
My wife — working tirelessly behind the scenes, risking it all, occasionally setting off the smoke alarm, but always serving drama.
Our customers — the backbone of this operation. The enablers. The witnesses. The jury. The reason we can afford parmesan and sometimes truffle oil in this economy.
To the awarding body (whoever you are) - thank you for recognising greatness when you see it.
To my haters — this award is for you. Stay mad. 💅
And finally, to me… for being stunning, brave, and occasionally correct.
I will now be taking bookings as an award-winning establishment only. Please address me accordingly. Or maybe it’s time for me to retire, I won’t be able to do better than this
– Lorenzo’s Frodsham 🏆🍝
Incredibly realistic photography credit thats definitely me and 100% true life to Hayley 📸
