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🧀 WHEN PHILLY CHEESE STEAK IS LIFECustomers aren’t playing anymore — they’re sending those Philly orders in BACK‑TO‑BACK...
11/09/2026

🧀 WHEN PHILLY CHEESE STEAK IS LIFE

Customers aren’t playing anymore — they’re sending those Philly orders in BACK‑TO‑BACK like it’s a public service announcement 😤🔥

And let’s clear it up real quick:
If you’re ordering it as a combo, babes… you get the stacker the loaded fries and tenders plus your side dip😍 if you’re ordering it as a MEAL then you get a side of fries plus your choice of a can 😘

Now for the part that separates Smash Ya Patty from the rest:
We don’t use that usual steak Canadians nonsense.
We use thinly sliced rump steak — straight from the butchers, fresh, juicy, proper.
The kind that makes you close your eyes mid‑bite and reconsider your whole life choices 😮‍💨🤤

If you haven’t tried it yet…
This is your sign.
Your warning.
Your destiny.
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🔥 NO WORDS NEEDED… JUST THIS 🔥Dropping this RIGHT HERE and letting you lot do the talking 🤪Say less. Stare. Drool. Tag. ...
11/09/2026

🔥 NO WORDS NEEDED… JUST THIS 🔥

Dropping this RIGHT HERE and letting you lot do the talking 🤪
Say less. Stare. Drool. Tag. Munch. Repeat.

Tag that friend who would absolutely DESTROY this in 0.3 seconds 😮‍💨👇

📞 07487260644
⏰ Open today from 3pm

Smash Ya Patty is READY for ya.

Don’t forget about the MUNCH BOX APP — honestly, it’s the biggest no‑brainer going 😮‍💨🔥It’s plain.It’s simple.It’s CHEAP...
11/09/2026

Don’t forget about the MUNCH BOX APP — honestly, it’s the biggest no‑brainer going 😮‍💨🔥

It’s plain.
It’s simple.
It’s CHEAPER FOR YOU and CHEAPER FOR US.
No hidden fees, no daft charges, no nonsense.

When you order through the app, you get OUR OWN DELIVERY DRIVERS — the people you know, the ones who actually care, the ones who don’t launch your food at the door and sprint off.
Local people. Local jobs. Local support.
It’s a win win 🏆

You save money.
We save money.
Your food arrives with someone we trust.
IT REALLY IS THAT SIMPLE.

🔥📣 HOW WE WANT YOU BEAUTIFUL LOT TO ORDER 📣🔥(aka: the Smash Ya Patty Order Hierarchy 😮‍💨🍔)Because we LOVE you, we adore ...
11/09/2026

🔥📣 HOW WE WANT YOU BEAUTIFUL LOT TO ORDER 📣🔥

(aka: the Smash Ya Patty Order Hierarchy 😮‍💨🍔)

Because we LOVE you, we adore you, and we want your food HOT, FAST & RIGHT — here’s the order we beg you to follow 👇

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1️⃣ WITH US PERSONALLY

Pick up that phone. Call in. Walk in.
We LOVE seeing & hearing you gorgeous humans in real life.
We deliver personally within a 3‑mile radius — and if we’re quiet, we’ll even go that extra mile or two because we ❤️ u.

• Call to order
• Visit in person

📞 07487260644
📍 St Gregory’s Social Club, Farnworth, Bolton, BL3 2QF

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2️⃣ MUNCH BOX

Why? Simple.
Less fees. Less charges. More support for us.
AND you still get our delivery drivers — not randoms.

• Order via Munch Box

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3️⃣ DELIVEROO

Still our drivers…
UNLESS we’re absolutely snowed under — then you might get the odd 3rd‑party driver.

• Order via Deliveroo

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4️⃣ JUST EAT (LAST OPTION PLEASE 😭)

We love giving you options…
But they charge us a fortune.
Use only if necessary — we promise we’re not being dramatic, it genuinely hits small businesses HARD.

• Order via Just Eat

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❤️ THIS IS A MASSIVE PLEA

If you’re ordering with us, please follow the above.
It helps us more than you know, keeps our local drivers in work, and keeps your food HOT & FRESH.

🤣 SHE’S NOT JUST STAFF… SHE’S A WALKING COMBO MEAL 🤣this girl doesn’t just work at Smash Ya Patty —she LIVES, BREATHES, ...
10/09/2026

🤣 SHE’S NOT JUST STAFF… SHE’S A WALKING COMBO MEAL 🤣

this girl doesn’t just work at Smash Ya Patty —
she LIVES, BREATHES, and DREAMS in burger mode 😭🔥

I got her the burger socks AND the fries socks…
so now she’s basically a full Meal with legs 🤪😂

She’s out here:
Eat. Sleep. SMASH YA PATTY. Repeat.
Feet seasoned. Spirit crispy. Energy deep‑fried to perfection 😜💪

Honestly at this point i might as well get her a chicken hat and complete the set 😂😂😂
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😍😍😍 PULLED PORK MANIA 😍😍😍You lovely lot have LOST IT over our pulled pork…So much so that my slow cooker tapped out and ...
10/09/2026

😍😍😍 PULLED PORK MANIA 😍😍😍

You lovely lot have LOST IT over our pulled pork…
So much so that my slow cooker tapped out and said “nah I’m done” 😭
Had to upgrade to a BIGGER ONE just to keep up with you animals 😂🔥

Yes — we slow cook our pork to perfection.
Yes — we flavour it ourselves.
And YES — you lot absolutely DEVOUR IT every single week 😮‍💨

We’re seeing pulled pork on combos… on orders… on specials…
It’s basically become the unofficial Smash Ya Patty mascot at this point 🐷🔥

Thank you for always choosing us ❤️❤️
You keep ordering it…
We’ll keep cooking it…
BIGGER. BETTER. JUICIER.

TASTY THURSDAY 😮‍💨🔥Have you got your tea sorted…If not, don’t panic — your girl’s got you covered 😏💥 20% OFF YOUR TOTAL ...
10/09/2026

TASTY THURSDAY 😮‍💨🔥
Have you got your tea sorted…
If not, don’t panic — your girl’s got you covered 😏

💥 20% OFF YOUR TOTAL FOOD BILL ON DELIVEROO
Hot, fresh, banging — straight to your door.
Let our own drivers pull up with the goods like absolute heroes 😮‍💨🍔🔥

You already know how Thursdays go…
Sort your tea, feed your soul, keep the chaos alive 😏

Find us on Deliveroo, MUNCH BOX, Just Eat
📞 07487260644
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09/09/2026

❤️ A Little Appreciation Post…

We finally got to spend some proper time with our little Nathaniel ❤️❤️❤️
And honestly… none of that would’ve been possible without our people.

Firstly — THE GIRLS.
Thank you for keeping our little burger place in line…
Making sure we had stock, staff, and those patties SMASHING like always 💪🔥
You held it down and we appreciate you more than you know.

Secondly — YOU LOT.
Thank you for keeping those orders flowing and the girls nice and busy.
Your support means everything to us.
Without you guys… there is no us.
Simple as that.

TEAM WORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK.
And our little dream?
It’s definitely working 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

BACK TO THE GRIND AND STRAIGHT INTO THE CHAOS 😮‍💨🔥Touched down at 1am, back in the UK soil for five minutes, and guess w...
09/09/2026

BACK TO THE GRIND AND STRAIGHT INTO THE CHAOS 😮‍💨🔥
Touched down at 1am, back in the UK soil for five minutes, and guess what… I’ll be smashing patties by 4.30pm like I never left 💪💪

If you’re stuck on what to have for tea — babes, don’t stress.
We’ve got everything you need under one little roof 😏🔥

📞 07487260644
Or find us on Munch Box, Deliveroo, and Just Eat — whatever you fancy, we’re there serving up the goods 😮‍💨🍔
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JUST EAT IS CURRENTLY OFFLINE WHICH IS OUT OF MY CONTROL DUE TO A SYSTEM ERROR.However we are still available through us...
08/09/2026

JUST EAT IS CURRENTLY OFFLINE WHICH IS OUT OF MY CONTROL DUE TO A SYSTEM ERROR.
However we are still available through using the 📞 calling in for collection or deliveroo & munch box

Address

Church Street
Farnworth
BL48AG

Opening Hours

Monday 4:30pm - 10:30pm
Tuesday 4:30pm - 10:30pm
Wednesday 4:30pm - 10:30pm
Thursday 4:30pm - 10:30pm
Friday 4:30pm - 10:30pm
Saturday 3pm - 10:30pm
Sunday 3pm - 10:30pm

Telephone

+447487260644

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