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šŸ’›šŸ¤£ BECKY APPRECIATION POST — OUR BONKERS LITTLE CUP OF CHINA TEA šŸ¤£šŸ’›Right listen…Our Becky is BONKERS.Absolutely certifie...
26/06/2026

šŸ’›šŸ¤£ BECKY APPRECIATION POST — OUR BONKERS LITTLE CUP OF CHINA TEA šŸ¤£šŸ’›

Right listen…
Our Becky is BONKERS.
Absolutely certified.
But my god… she is BRILLIANT.

One minute she’s a driver…
Next minute she’s a stock picker…
Then she’s a ā€œcan you pick staff up and bring them to me**ā€ kinda girl…
And then there’s the classic:
ā€œBecky where ARE YOU… I’m stuck… I need you to drive through and get me out this tight space with this unitā€

And before I’ve even finished the sentence…
ZOOOOOOOMMMMM šŸ’ØšŸ’ØšŸ’Ø
She appears like the Wizard of Oz with a grin and zero fear 🤪

She does anything and everything I ask from her.
No hesitation. No drama. Just pure Becky energy.

If you’re stressed, tired, or two seconds from crying into the onions…
Here she comes bouncing in like Tigger trying her absolute best to lift the mood.
But some days I’m like:
ā€œBecky… NOT TODAY… I need to concentrateā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

We really do have a little treasure.
The feedback we get from customers when she’s out on deliveries is unreal — every single person has something lovely to say about her.

She might not be everybody’s cup of tea…
But she is OUR little cup of China tea ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
Ps not the best of pictures but I haven’t been there to get a good one so this one will have to do 🤪
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26/06/2026

WHO DOESN’T LOVE ABIT OF OUR DIRTY DONER

She’s a full‑time menace, part‑time diva, and honestly behaves better than half the customers on a Friday night šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜‚

She’ll happily plonk herself on ANYTHING:
Your fries
Your burger
Your loaded dirty dog
And if you drop her on your lap — that’s on YOU, not her 😭

Calm yourselves, you chaotic lot 🤪
We’re talking about our special doner meat, not whatever wild storyline your brain just invented.
No, she’s not available in Room 5 šŸ™ˆ
Yes, she IS available 7 days a week because she’s reliable — unlike some people I could name šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø

šŸŸ Two Ways to Get Your Dirty Fix:

• Dirty Doner — tossed with onions & peppers, dripping in our special sauce
• Salt & Pepper Dirty Doner — the GAME CHANGER. Salt & pepper seasoning, S&P onions… she’s basically the boss of the menu šŸ¤ÆšŸ”„

If you haven’t tried her yet…
Sort your life out because you’re missing out on greatness 😭

ā˜Žļø 07487260644

25/06/2026

WEEKEND MODE ACTIVATED šŸš™
This weekend?
Yeah… it’s giving ā€œsend helpā€ energy already 😭

I’ll be flying up and down that motorway like an unpaid Uber driver, juggling three different locations, a coffee that’s never hot enough, a child who’s always loud enough, and at least two tantrums (minimum — and not all from the child) 🤪

By Sunday?
I’ll be waving it off like an ex you should’ve blocked sooner šŸ«¶šŸ»

BUT LISTEN —
Phones? ON.
Machines? ON.
Delivery drivers? READY.
My faithful girls? Locked in and smashing Pattys like absolute QUEENS šŸ‘‘šŸ”„

Opening Times This Weekend

• Friday: 4pm – 10.30pm
• Saturday: 3pm – 10.30pm
• Sunday: 3pm – 10pm

šŸ“ St Gregory’s Social Club
Farnworth
Bolton
BL4 8AG
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šŸ’›šŸ”„ BIG SHOES. NEW CHAPTER. SAME SMASH YA PATTY LOVE. šŸ”„šŸ’›Well… now that our lovely Linda (Nicola) has officially floated o...
25/06/2026

šŸ’›šŸ”„ BIG SHOES. NEW CHAPTER. SAME SMASH YA PATTY LOVE. šŸ”„šŸ’›

Well… now that our lovely Linda (Nicola) has officially floated off into maternity‑leave heaven, we’ve got our girl Olivia stepping into some very, VERY big shoes šŸ‘ŸšŸ’Ŗ

Our Nic?
She could smash burgers with her eyes closed, one hand behind her back, and STILL have them made before the order even hit the screen.
A true day‑one machine.
A burger‑slinging legend.

But now…
It’s Olivia’s time to shine ✨

She’s new to the game, but she’s already mastered the fries and tenders like an absolute queen.
And now she’s stepping up to the grill — the big leagues, the hot seat, the battlefield šŸ”„

So if you see her on the grill, please be a little patient with her.
She’s learning.
She’s trying.
She’s stepping into a role built by a woman who could smash patties faster than we could blink.

But one thing will NEVER change:
We send our food out with love, pride, and proper Smash Ya Patty standards — because that’s how we train our team, and that’s how we always will šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ

Olivia’s got this.
And we’ve got her ā¤ļø

25/06/2026

🤠🐓 CLEAN‑DOWN? NO. CHAOS‑DOWN. BABY SAID GIDDY UP. 🐓🤠

Picture this:
End of the night.
Shop looks like a fryer apocalypse.
Oil on the floor. Cloth in hand. Me sliding around like Bambi on ice…

AND THEN —
From the corner of the shop…
A tiny voice…
A tiny dictator…

ā€œMAM. PLAY. NEIGH.ā€

Not a suggestion.
Not a request.
A command from the CEO of Chaos himself šŸ’€šŸ”„

So now I’m there…
One knee in spilt fryer oil…
One hand wiping…
The other hand doing full gallop motions because apparently I’m a gee gee now šŸŽšŸ’Ø

This is Smash Ya Patty life:
Work? Yes.
Graft? Yes
Fun? ALWAYS
But also memories, madness, and letting the baby be part of every single moment surrounded by love— even if I’m mid‑scrub and smelling like chip shop eau de parfum ā¤ļø

And honestly…
To the customers who came in last night, waved at him, said hi, made him smile —
You’re part of his little world.
You’re helping raise the Smash Ya Patty baby.
And that means EVERYTHING šŸ«¶šŸ»

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šŸ”„šŸ” CHICKEN BURGERSšŸ”„šŸ”Let’s get one thing straight:We don’t just do banging smash burgers…We also serve CHICKEN BURGERS SO...
24/06/2026

šŸ”„šŸ” CHICKEN BURGERSšŸ”„šŸ”
Let’s get one thing straight:
We don’t just do banging smash burgers…
We also serve CHICKEN BURGERS SO GOOD THEY COULD STEAL YOUR MAN, YOUR WOMAN AND YOUR AIRFRYER 😘

Meet the lineup of poultry perfection:

• Classic Chicken Burger — the clean‑cut good boy. Lettuce, mayo, manners.
• Mexicano — spicy, crunchy, chaotic. The one your mum warned you about.
• Hot Headed — dipped in hot sauce and ready to ruin your weekend in the best way šŸ„µšŸ”„
• Chicken Licken Sandwich — THREE layers of brioche because we don’t do ā€œsubtleā€.
• Salt & Pepper Chicken Burger — the secret menu side‑piece 🤪 seasoned, saucy, irresistible.

And listen…
We don’t claim to have the ā€œbest chicken burgers on Earthā€ —
but we DO claim this with our whole chest:

They’re QUALITY. They’re made with PRIDE. And we would NEVER serve you anything we wouldn’t eat ourselves.
No cheap rubbish. No shortcuts. Just vibes, flavour and standards 😘😘
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šŸ”„šŸ˜ MY CHEESY, CRUNCH‑LOVING LEGENDS… LET’S TALK HALLOUMI šŸ˜šŸ”„You asked… we listened… and YES — we’ve got a vegetarian opti...
24/06/2026

šŸ”„šŸ˜ MY CHEESY, CRUNCH‑LOVING LEGENDS… LET’S TALK HALLOUMI šŸ˜šŸ”„

You asked… we listened… and YES — we’ve got a vegetarian option that actually slaps šŸ˜¤šŸ’›

Our halloumi is cooked in the chips‑only fryer —
because we don’t play games when it comes to keeping things veggie‑friendly šŸ’Ŗ
Chicken? Totally separate fryer.
Cross‑contamination? Not on our watch.

And for everyone who keeps whispering…
ā€œDo you do halloumi fries?ā€
BABES.
If you ask us… and we’ve got the stock…
WE. WILL. MAKE. IT. HAPPEN.
Even if it’s not on the menu 😘😘
Because we’re that kinda place — the ā€œyeah go on then, we’ll sort itā€ place.

• Vegetarian halloumi option
• Halloumi fries on request
• Separate fryer info
• Custom orders welcome

SMASH YA PATTY CREW ā¤ļø YOU
And your halloumi obsession šŸ˜œšŸ”„

šŸ’›šŸ¤£ SAMMY APPRECIATION POST — THE LITTLE EGG THAT NEVER STOPS MOANINGšŸ¤£šŸ’›So yes… our Nic has floated off into maternity‑lea...
23/06/2026

šŸ’›šŸ¤£ SAMMY APPRECIATION POST — THE LITTLE EGG THAT NEVER STOPS MOANINGšŸ¤£šŸ’›

So yes… our Nic has floated off into maternity‑leave paradise, but don’t you worry…
We’ve still got our good old faithful Sammy holding in there šŸ«¶šŸ»

Sammy is that one staff member who:

• Keeps the whole place cleans
• Gives out orders for fun 🤪
• Goes into full ā€œSammy Modeā€ when chaos hits

If something needs doing?
She’s already halfway through it.
If something breaks?
She’s fixed it with tape, staples,hope, and pure attitude.
If we’re behind?
She’s already shouting ā€œRIGHT, LET’S GOā€ while power‑walking across the kitchen like she owns the place šŸ’ŖšŸ˜‚

Yes… she moans.
A lot.
But that’s just Sammy having a little natter to herself, pretending we’re listening.
Meanwhile we’re all stood there with our imaginary Sammy ear defenders on 😜😜😜

But truth is…
She’s our little egg.
Our little moaner
Would smash ya patty survive without her yes we would but does she make things easier just a little bit 🤪

23/06/2026

šŸ”„šŸ· RIGHT THEN YOU MEAT‑MAD LEGENDS, GATHER ROUND šŸ·šŸ”„

Let me tell you about…

DONT TELL US PORKIES

The juicy one.
The meaty one.
The ā€œI need a nap after thisā€ one.
It’s ohhhh so tasty… like dangerously tasty šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’ØšŸ”„

Here’s what’s stacked on this absolute unit:

• BBQ pulled pork
• Double beef patty
• Monterey Jack cheese slices
• Fried onions
• Lettuce
• Gherkins
• Smash Ya Patty sauce

If you’re a meaty kinda person, this one is BUILT for you šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ
It’s not a burger… it’s a full commitment.

šŸ’„ WE’RE ON THE HUNT FOR OUR NEXT BURGER SMASHER CONTENDER šŸ’„If you think you’ve got what it takes to join this crazy litt...
22/06/2026

šŸ’„ WE’RE ON THE HUNT FOR OUR NEXT BURGER SMASHER CONTENDER šŸ’„
If you think you’ve got what it takes to join this crazy little burger empire, read on…

We need someone who is:

• Enthusiastic — big energy, big vibes, big love for the job
• Team‑focused — we move as one, no lone rangers
• Fast‑paced experienced — our kitchen doesn’t walk, it sprints
• Stock‑smart — rotation, organisation, no chaos cupboards
• Time‑reliable — if you’re late, the patties are late
• Presentation proud — every box should look like it’s ready for a photoshoot
• Here for passion, not just pay — we LOVE what we do, and we want someone who feels the same

And here’s the big one…
We’re looking for that one ideal person who can eventually run the place when we’re not there.
That means:

• Handling cash
• Doing stock takes
• Managing staff
• Keeping standards sky‑high
• Treating the business like it’s your own

If you’re sat there thinking, ā€œYep… that’s me,ā€ then drop us a message and let’s talk šŸ’ŖšŸ”„
Come join the madness — the good kind.

Address

Church Street
Farnworth
BL48AG

Opening Hours

Monday 4:30pm - 10:30pm
Tuesday 4:30pm - 10:30pm
Wednesday 4:30pm - 10:30pm
Thursday 4:30pm - 10:30pm
Friday 4:30pm - 10:30pm
Saturday 3pm - 10:30pm
Sunday 3pm - 10:30pm

Telephone

+447487260644

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