Rampant Horse Fakenham

01/10/2026

🧡🎤 PETE’S KARAOKE PARTY — THE GINGER MENACE EDITION! 🎤🧡

Tonight from 8PM, Pete’s discovered the secret to becoming Ed Sheeran: ginger hair, a guitar and absolutely no requirement whatsoever to actually be Ed Sheeran. 😂

He’s gone full Ginger Ninja — more orange than a multipack of Wotsits, glowing like a Belisha beacon and ready to unleash Shape of You whether your ears have consented or not.

🔥 Pete Sheeran takes over from 8PM
🎤 Karaoke crimes against music actively encouraged
🧡 Gingers welcomed — SPF 50 available by the pint
🎶 Perfect singers unlikely
🍺 Bad Habits virtually guaranteed
📸 Photograph him quickly before the dye runs

And remember: FREE SHOT FOR EVERY SINGER! 🥃

Come and watch The Ramp’s favourite flame-haired tribute act prove that while Ed Sheeran sells out stadiums, Pete can empty one in under three verses.

8PM. THE RAMP.
🧡 COME ON YOU GINGERS — THIS IS YOUR NIGHT. 🧡

30/09/2026

🐾 BORIS’ FIRST DAY AT THE RAMP… AND HE’S WALKED STRAIGHT INTO BINGO! 🐾

Most puppies spend their first day getting used to their new surroundings. Boris has apparently decided to skip all that nonsense and go STRAIGHT INTO GAMBLING. 😂

🎱 BINGO FROM 5PM! 🎱

Our newest little member of the Ramp family is VERY excited to meet everyone — although at the moment he thinks bingo balls are toys, dabbers are chewable and every person entering the pub has specifically come to see him. 🐶❤️

Come down, meet Boris, give him a fuss and join us for his very first Bingo night.

He’s tiny.
He’s excited.
He has absolutely no idea what’s going on.

Basically, he’s already better qualified than most of us. 😂

🎉 BINGO WITH BORIS — FROM 5PM AT THE RAMP! 🎉

30/09/2026

28/09/2026

Tonight at The Ramp, reality has taken a wrong turn at the fruit machine. 🌀

At 19.45, Northern Ireland face Hungary. The floodlights are humming, the football has developed a personality, and nobody’s quite sure why the corner flag keeps pointing towards Budapest. ⚽

Then at 8pm, the Ramp Pool Team enters the room. Eight cue-wielding legends. One green table. Several nicknames that sound like warnings issued by the council. 🎱

The Professor has calculated every angle. The Machine has calculated your fear. The Drinker has calculated whether there’s time for another pint.

Come for the football. Stay to find out who potted the moon. 🍻

26/09/2026

🥛 ACC-RING-TON STAN-LEY… WHO ARE THEY?! 🥛

If you grew up in the 80s, you’ve already said it in that voice. 😂

🏎️ 12PM — AZERBAIJAN GRAND PRIX
Cars flying around Baku at terrifying speeds. Basically Ian Rush after someone told him there was milk in the fridge.

⚽ 3PM — WYCOMBE vs READING

⚽ 3PM — SWINDON vs ACCRINGTON STANLEY
Accrington Stanley?!
WHO ARE THEY?!
Exactly. 🥛😂
Drink your milk, kids, or you’ll end up playing Swindon away.

🏴 7.45PM — ENGLAND vs SPAIN 🇪🇸
Three Lions against the Spanish. No milk required. Something considerably stronger may be advisable.

🎧 FROM 9PM — DJ NINE SHO###
Taking us from football straight into Saturday-night carnage with tunes until late.

🏁⚽🥛🕺 F1. Football. Accrington Stanley. England. DJ Nine Sho###.

Saturday at THE RAMP — because apparently one form of entertainment at a time just isn’t enough.

ACC-RING-TON STAN-LEY?!
🥛 WHO ARE THEY?! 🥛

24/09/2026

🎯 THE LADIES HAVE ENTERED THE OCHE… AND THEY MEAN BUSINESS! 🎯

Forget the pub darts stereotype — this lot look like they’ve just signed a five-year deal with Sky Sports and developed an unhealthy obsession with double 16. 😂

🔥 Six players.
🎯 Six sets of arrows.
😈 Absolutely ZERO intention of behaving themselves.

The shirts are on, the darts are sharpened and the walk-on music is probably far more dramatic than the actual standard of darts deserves. Expect 180s, 26s, accidental treble ones, outrageous celebrations and somebody spending nine darts trying to hit double 1.

From BULLSEYE BLONDE to DARK ARROW, THE FINISHER to BRAIDED BULLSEYE — these ladies aren’t here to make up the numbers.

They’re here to THROW. CAUSE CHAOS. AND LOOK BLOODY PROFESSIONAL DOING IT. 🎯🔥

Welcome to the glamorous world of RAMP DARTS — where the eyeliner is sharp, but hopefully the darts are sharper.

GAME ON, LADIES. 👑🎯🍻

24/09/2026

⚔️🎤 STAND AND DELIVER… YOUR WORST VOCALS! 🎤⚔️

Pete’s gone full Prince Charming for one night only — eyeliner deployed, pirate gear polished and absolutely no room for Goody Two Shoes. 😂

🔥 PETE’S KARAOKE PARTY — 8PM 🔥

Whether you’re a Desperate But Not Serious singer, a New Romantic nightmare, or your vocal range is basically Antmusic played through a knackered lawnmower, grab the mic and give it everything.

🎶 Don’t Drink, Don’t Smoke… WHAT DO YOU DO?
Well, apparently you come down The Ramp and butcher a classic in front of strangers. 😂

Swagger optional.
Eyeliner encouraged.
Talent completely unnecessary.

🏴‍☠️ RIDICULE IS NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF.

8PM — THE RAMP
🎤 STAND AND DELIVER! 🐜⚔️

21/09/2026

🎟️🥩 THE RAMP RAFFLE HAS GONE COMPLETELY OFF ITS TROLLEY! 🥩🎟️

Apparently Bingo wasn’t enough chaos, so we’re GIVING STUFF AWAY AS WELL! 🤪

💥 TWO £50 PRIZES UP FOR GRABS! 💥

🥩 £50 PAPWORTH BUTCHERS VOUCHER
Enough meat to become SULTAN OF SAUSAGE for the week. 🌭👑

🎁 £50 ONE4ALL VOUCHER
For something sensible… or something completely unnecessary. 😂

🎟️ TICKETS £2 A STRIP — AVAILABLE AT THE BAR NOW!

🔥 DRAWN 30TH SEPT AFTER BINGO 🔥

Two cracking prizes. One draw. A suspicious amount of excitement over sausages.

Somebody has to win…

MIGHT AS WELL BE SOME LUNATIC FROM THE RAMP. 🤡🍺🥩🎉