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Shwmae lovers of stwff! I'm back in my usual spot on Offa's D**e Business Park in Buttington again tomorrow (Thursday) f...
07/10/2026

Shwmae lovers of stwff! I'm back in my usual spot on Offa's D**e Business Park in Buttington again tomorrow (Thursday) from around 07:45.

I need to sneak off early for an appointment, so I will be closing at around 13:00.

Breakfast stwffins are available via Wright's Deliveries and for collection in Buttington - please drop me a message to pre-order to avoid any delays. 👍

😮 Wow! It's been another sell-out day - first breakfast muffins, then burgers, and finally pizzas.Huge thanks to all of ...
02/10/2026

😮 Wow! It's been another sell-out day - first breakfast muffins, then burgers, and finally pizzas.

Huge thanks to all of our customers - we'll see you again next week! 🥰

Phew! It was a busy one today - huge thanks to the Wright's Deliveries team for getting my online orders out to some new...
01/10/2026

Phew! It was a busy one today - huge thanks to the Wright's Deliveries team for getting my online orders out to some new customers.

Breakfast stwffins are available again tomorrow (Friday) via the Wright's Deliveries app, and in person in my usual spot on Offa's D**e Business Park in Buttington.

If you haven't tried one of these yet, where have you been?! 😏

👀 It's BAAACK!You asked for it, I made it so - Fools Gold is back, and better than ever:🥐 Take a freshly baked croissant...
30/09/2026

👀 It's BAAACK!

You asked for it, I made it so - Fools Gold is back, and better than ever:

🥐 Take a freshly baked croissant
🥜 Add lashings of peanut butter
🫙 Put far too much jam on
🥓 And, why not chuck some salty bacon on there too?!

This thing is so wrong, it's so right. And, it's only £4.50.

If the bacon is perhaps a step too far for you, why not try a PBJ croissant for just £3.50?

Available all day in my usual spot on Offa's D**e Business Park in Buttington this Thursday and Friday, 07:45 to 14:00.

I'm sometimes asked for a "double cheeseburger", I guess by people who are used to being served up those terrible wafer ...
29/09/2026

I'm sometimes asked for a "double cheeseburger", I guess by people who are used to being served up those terrible wafer thin cardboard burgers you so often get at the side of the road.

Normally, when I whip my meat out and show it to people, they respond with "Wow, that's massive!" and just go for a single burger.

Not so for one of my regulars last week - nothing short of a double salad dodger with bacon and cheese would do. I mean, I'm not here to judge... 🤷‍♂️

Oh - if you're wondering if this creation fits in the box - nope, not even close!

Title: 'Pursuit of bacon'Artist: Labrador, Chocolate Year: 2026Medium: Mud on boardDescription: The deep red and hurried...
27/09/2026

Title: 'Pursuit of bacon'
Artist: Labrador, Chocolate
Year: 2026
Medium: Mud on board

Description: The deep red and hurried - yet deliberate - paw strokes are evocative of the all-consuming need to become an all-consuming dog. The artist demonstrates the paradox of well-behaved gundog and insatiable wild-eyed bacon monster with a subtle balance of earth tones and natural materials, set against the stark clean lines of the painted fibreglass.

"This work simply could not have been possible without my long-term collaborator, The Magic Bacon Man." - Lab. C. 🐾

💪 Live clean.👟 Run Dirty.🥓 Get stwffed.🥷 Wear hoodies.Much love to everyone involved in today's marathon, we absolutely ...
26/09/2026

💪 Live clean.

👟 Run Dirty.

🥓 Get stwffed.

🥷 Wear hoodies.

Much love to everyone involved in today's marathon, we absolutely love working with you guys. 🥰

So... I'm taking on a big personal challenge this Saturday.⏰ Up bright and early to get over to Bishops Castle🤏 Squeezin...
25/09/2026

So... I'm taking on a big personal challenge this Saturday.

⏰ Up bright and early to get over to Bishops Castle
🤏 Squeezing the van and trailer into the car park
🫩 Trying to stay awake all day

Yep, I'll be there catering for the Runningmonk marathon! I mean, of course I'd be running, but someone has to do the coffee! ☕

I'll be there from 06:45 when registration opens, right through until the afternoon to welcome people back.

If you're running (crazy fools), supporting, marshalling, or just need snacks, I got you covered:

🥐 Freshly baked pastries
☕ Great tea and coffee
🥫 Fruit juices and fizzy drinks
🥓 Our famous bacon rolls
🥗 Veggie and vegan options
🥧 Flapjacks, apple pie (VG) (GF), cakes
🌾 Plenty of oat milk of course!

See you there. 😀

👀 Behind the scenes at Stwff and Things HQ - Sometimes, you just have to rush out and panic buy a crane for the back of ...
23/09/2026

👀 Behind the scenes at Stwff and Things HQ - Sometimes, you just have to rush out and panic buy a crane for the back of the van.

Well, I actually bought it ages ago, and have only just got around to fitting it... Which took the best part of 3 days in the end. 🤦‍♂️

I guess I can now add floor and chassis strengthening to my repertoire. 👨‍🔧

Huge thanks to everyone who bought some stwff at Forden Vintage and Classic Bike Show yesterday, we had an amazing day!I...
21/09/2026

Huge thanks to everyone who bought some stwff at Forden Vintage and Classic Bike Show yesterday, we had an amazing day!

If you're in need of another good stwffing, here's where you can find me this week:

💜 Thursday and Friday - Offa's D**e Business Park, Buttington
🍕 Friday evening - Flatbread pizza delivery from Stwff and Things HQ
👟 Saturday - Runningmonk marathon in Bishops Castle
🐕 Sunday - Gundog event at Mid Wales Holidays in Llandinam

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