The Royale Meal van

29/10/2025

What do you think of this tattoo?

25/10/2025

24/10/2025

24/10/2025

After a week of not making Macaroni Cheese it was time to brighten up a reach day with something comforting for Supper.

22/10/2025

After 17 years at our site at Bookers firstly in The Royale Meal Van and lately Skran @ the van we have taken the plunge in to retirement. Your not old enough I hear you say and you are right but it is time to spend time doing what we like doing. It's only been possible with the fantastic custom and support from the people we call our "van family" It has been very hard to do this on here hence it's taken a few days. We will so miss you all (well maybe not all) and thanks for the laughter you have given us making it fun to do this job.
Over and out
The Big McDunk
& Sheila

31/08/2025

Great night at Comedy Elvis in Lossie. Now it's time to do the laundry.

20/08/2025

We have just found out that Sheilas brothers funeral is on the Tuesday we had planned to return to work, so that will now be Wednesday 27th August we will be back.

17/08/2025

Thats the van now closed for our Summer break. It will reopen on 26th August. As long as Sheila is able to keep upright.

11/08/2025

Tickets available from us for charity night in Lossiemouth Town Hall.

06/08/2025

Closed Today due to a fire in the estate. The police informed me that the road would be closed for most of the day. So we have made the decision to close for the day as it takes some time to set up the van.

04/08/2025

🌧️ Monday Mood: 98% caffeine, 2% pretending we’re not cold. ☕️

A classic Scottish start to the week here at Silver Sands – the sun’s decided to phone it in, but luckily the views didn’t get the memo. Still absolutely stunning, even if your hair’s now 87% frizz. 😅

Whether you're wrapped in a hoodie, a towel, or just sheer denial – Lossie’s still serving up that coastal magic. 🌊⛱️

Pop in, brave the breeze, and come see why even our grey skies look better than most people’s summer holidays 😉
Sales office’s open – come say hello (and we promise we’ll share the kettle). 👋

04/08/2025

WE ARE OPEN. As we have plenty balist in the van, we should be OK if it gets a little windy today.