05/07/2026
❤️❤️❤️
Dear Star City,
I don't know how to say this without sounding dramatic... so I'm not even going to try.
PS... love you. 🫶
Not in a casual "I'll grab a takeaway now and then" kind of way. No. This is the kind of love where I start thinking about your food at 10am and somehow convince myself it's perfectly reasonable to order it "because it's been a long day"... even when it's only Tuesday.
Can we talk about the chicken balls?
Who gave you permission to make them that good?
Crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside, and somehow gone before I've even realised I've eaten half the box.
Every single time I tell myself, "I'll save a few for later." Every single time, Future Me is left disappointed.
And then there are the noodles. Honestly, they're less of a side dish and more of a life choice. If I could replace the contents of my veins with your noodles, I'd at least consider the pros and cons.
I don't know what magic you're putting in the food, but I'd appreciate it if you could stop making everything so ridiculously tasty. My willpower hasn't stood a chance.
So thank you for consistently ruining all my attempts at eating something "sensible." You've set the bar so high that other takeaways don't even deserve to be in the group chat.
Yours faithfully (and probably placing another order soon),
Your biggest fan 🍜🐔❤️
