11/06/2026
We've been informed that some people are walking around completely unaware of exclusive discounts, limited edition bakes and first access to new treats.
Frankly it's hugely concerning.
Meanwhile members of our email list are out there living their best lives.
They get:
First access to limited drops before everyone else starts panic-buying.
Exclusive discounts.
Early access to new bakes.
Special offers.
The occasional completely unnecessary email about subjects nobody asked for.
Recent topics have included:
* Seagull crime
* Hidden brownie stashes
* The World Cup
* Other matters of national importance
This isn't one of those boring email lists where you receive 17 emails a day about "exciting business updates."
Nobody wants that.
This is more like a slightly chaotic bakery community where you get first dibs on the good stuff and the occasional laugh while you're hiding from your responsibilities.
Think of it as:
Part bakery club.
Part support group.
Part highly unqualified life advice.
The only downside is that when we release something new and delicious, you'll know about it before everyone else.
It's a heavy burden
Join below if you'd like exclusive discounts, early access to bakes and a front row seat to whatever nonsense we're talking about this week.
We'll save you a seat.
(And possibly a brownie.)
Head over to our website and enter your details to join our amazing club.
