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02/10/2026

🎤 KARAOKE WEEKEND! 🍻

Fri, Sat, Sun & Mon 🎶

Grab a pint, grab the mic & give us your best! 😂🎤

01/10/2026

😂🍺 STAFF APPRECIATION – ABBIE

Next up… Abbie ❤️😂

She’s been here a couple of months now, which is long enough to confirm the smiley, innocent-looking act is absolute bo****ks. 😂

She’s goofy, permanently happy and dances like nobody’s watching…

Abbie, everyone’s watching.💀💃

But don’t let the big smile fool you — step out of line and Goofy Abbie clocks out VERY quickly. 👀😂

One minute she’s bouncing around behind the bar, the next she’s looking at you like you’ve personally ruined her evening.

All smiles, questionable dance moves and just enough attitude to keep you in your place. 😂🍻❤️

26/09/2026

🚪🍺 DOOR STAFF APPRECIATION – SCOTT & DAMION

Next up… Grandson & Grandad 😂❤️

Scott’s a roofer by day — fixing roofs, then spending his weekends dealing with people who are equally as loose as the tiles. 💀😂

Damion’s a site manager — so he manages grown adults who don’t listen all week… then comes to Noah’s and does exactly the same thing. 😂

👶 Scott: Grandson, young enough to still have functioning knees.
👴 Damion: Grandad, wondering when he adopted him.

Grandad & Grandson — keeping the doors safe and each other entertained. 😂🍻❤️

23/09/2026

💅🍺 STAFF APPRECIATION – TRACEY

Next up… Tracey ❤️😂

Monday is Tracey’s DAY OFF — or as it’s now officially known, NAIL MONDAY. 💅😂

Every Monday she pops into Noah’s “just to say hello” before heading off to get her nails done.

Nails finished, she somehow ends up back at Noah’s… and what starts as “just one” rarely stays that way. 😂🍺

Then karaoke starts, a good song comes on and suddenly Tracey’s dancing the night away. 💃🎤

At this point, the nail appointment isn’t even the main event…

It’s just half-time in Tracey’s Monday session at Noah’s. 💀💅😂

20/09/2026

🎤🎧 KARAOKE & DJ APPRECIATION – KEV

Karaoke tonight from 6pm with DJ Kev… so unfortunately it’s his turn for an appreciation post. 😂❤️

Kev’s technically one of our DJs, but somewhere along the way he accidentally became Noah’s IT department, electrician and general “Kev, what the f**k is this doing?” department. 💻😂

Computer broken? Kev.
DJ equipment gone t**s up? Kev.
Jamie’s pressed something he shouldn’t have? Definitely Kev. 💀

The man survives on Red Bull, sarcasm and fixing problems we’ve probably caused ourselves. 😂

Most conversations now start with “Kev…” and end with him looking at us like we’re absolute idiots.

Fair enough really. 😂

🎤 Anyway, tonight we’ll actually let him do the job we hired him for — karaoke from 6pm! Get yourselves down and give Kev your best… or worst. He’s heard it all before. 😂🍻

19/09/2026

🎤🍺 SATURDAY NIGHT AT NOAH’S!

Karaoke’s on, drinks are flowing and tonight we’re introducing you to Claudia — although if there’s a camera out, she’s probably already introduced herself. 😗✌️😂

Hairdresser by day, Noah’s barmaid by night — fixing your hair, then serving you enough drinks to ruin it. 🍺💀

She’s terrified of anything smaller than her, which is impressive considering Claudia is about three apples tall herself. 😂

Spider? Screams. 🕷️
Moth? Runs.
Camera? Suddenly she’s Beyoncé. 😗✌️📸

She’s permanently telling us how tired she is, yet somehow still wants every shift going. Make it make sense. 😂

Tiny, terrified and always ready for a photo opportunity. ❤️😂

💇‍♀️ And if your hair needs sorting, check out Claudia’s page — hairbyclaudiax. ❤️

14/09/2026

14/09/2026

🎤 Darren’s turn for the staff appreciation treatment… and what better day for it! 😂

He’s here TONIGHT from 5pm for Karaoke & Sticky 13 Bingo! 🎤🃏🍻

Our very own former drag queen turned Noah’s DJ. He’s hung up the t**s and wigs and swapped them for handing out free samples at Costco. 🛒
From shaking his t**s to handing out bits. 😂

When he’s not keeping Noah’s karaoke going, he’s usually having a sing-song himself, throwing out some questionable dance moves or sending his employers 2am voice notes. 📱💀

Just don’t ask him about them the next day… apparently Darren remembers nothing - especially after a few vodkas. 😂

T**s retired. Samples served. Voice notes sent. Karaoke sorted. Standard Darren. 🎤🍻

Never change, Darren… Noah’s wouldn’t be quite the same without you. ❤️😂

08/09/2026

If we’re going to tease everyone else, it’s only fair we go first… 😂
Just so you know what you’re in for. 👀🍺

🍻JAMIE & HEATHER 🍻

Jamie pulls the pints, think he manages the pub and occasionally abandons work for karaoke. 🎤

Heather handles the paperwork, organises everyone and writes risk assessments about trips and falls…

Despite being the biggest health and safety risk in the building herself. 💀

She can spend hours identifying every possible hazard, then trip over absolutely nothing.

Between them, the staff, the customers and a worrying amount of caffeine, Noah’s somehow stays open.

And if it all goes wrong?

Jamie sings about it. Heather fills in the accident form. 💀😂

07/09/2026

❤️🍻 NOAH’S APPRECIATION POSTS

Noah’s wouldn’t be Noah’s without the amazing mix of staff, customers and characters who make the place what it is. ❤️

So we thought it was about time we celebrated some of you — with a little Noah’s-style banter thrown in, of course. 😂

Staff, DJs, door staff, regulars and pub legends…

Your appreciation post could be coming soon 👀😂🍻