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NOT a Pizza. Homemade grazing tables for events. Grazing boxes & afternoon teas delivered straight to your door.

We are at Conkers today with Curly Magpie until 2pm with:Sausage rolls:Plain Lincolnshire Pork and apple Honey roast por...
11/07/2026

We are at Conkers today with Curly Magpie until 2pm with:

Sausage rolls:
Plain Lincolnshire
Pork and apple
Honey roast pork with wholegrain mustard
Caramelised onion chutney
Chilli jam
Chorizo
Cheese and onion (v)
Vegan 'sausage'
Gluten free sausage

Cheese twists

Focaccia - cheese, garlic and herb

Perfect snacks for the football! Send us a message if you'd like a delivery later on.

06/07/2026

MONDAY MYSTERY BOXES

£5 (worth at least £10)

Mix of sweet and savory

Or buy discounted snacks individually:

Sausage rolls - £2.50 large, 50p small:

Plain Lincolnshire - 10 large, 2 small
Caramelised onion chutney - 6 large, 9 small
Pork and apple - 6 large, 4 small
Honey roast pork with wholegrain mustard - 7 large, 6 small
Chorizo - 9 small
Sriracha - 2 large
C+O - 2 large, 3 small
Vegan 'sausage' - 6 large

Cheese twists - £2 (8 packs left)

Banana loaf - £8 (one left)

Lemon drizzle - £1.50 (2 slices left)

Brownies - £1.50 each (5 plain, 3 white chocolate)

Collection from Chellaston or delivery available nearby.

Send us a message to order.

Thanks so much 😁

05/07/2026

MYSTERY BOXES - perfect snacks for the football!

£5 (worth at least £10)

Mix of sweet and savory

Or buy discounted snacks individually:

Sausage rolls - £2.50 large, 50p small:

Plain Lincolnshire - 10 large, 2 small
Caramelised onion chutney - 7 large, 10 small
Pork and apple - 6 large, 5 small
Honey roast pork with wholegrain mustard - 7 large, 7 small
Chorizo - 10 small
Sriracha - 2 large, 1 small
C+O - 2 large, 3 small
Vegan 'sausage' - 6 large

Cheese twists - £2 (8 packs left)

Banana loaf - £8 (one left)

Lemon drizzle - £1.50 (3 slices left)

Brownies - £1.50 each (5 plain, 4 white chocolate)

Collection from Chellaston or delivery available nearby.

Send us a message to order.

Thanks so much 😁

Back in Aston today until 4pm for day 2 of the Well Dressing with:Sausage rolls:Plain Lincolnshire Pork and apple Honey ...
05/07/2026

Back in Aston today until 4pm for day 2 of the Well Dressing with:

Sausage rolls:
Plain Lincolnshire
Pork and apple
Honey roast pork with wholegrain mustard
Chorizo
Sriracha
Onion chutney
Cheese and onion (v)
Vegan 'sausage'
Gluten free sausage

Cheese twists

Banana bread
Lemon drizzle

Brownies - plain, white chocolate

Scones - cheese

Thank you SO much for your support yesterday. We had hardly anything left!

Here The White Hart Inn today until 4pm (and tomorrow) for the Well Dressing with:Sausage rolls:Plain Lincolnshire Pork ...
04/07/2026

Here The White Hart Inn today until 4pm (and tomorrow) for the Well Dressing with:

Sausage rolls:
Plain Lincolnshire
Pork and apple
Honey roast pork with wholegrain mustard
Chorizo
Sriracha
Onion chutney
Cheese and onion (v)
Vegan 'sausage'
Gluten free sausage

Cheese twists

Banana bread
Lemon drizzle

Brownies - plain, white chocolate

Scones - sultana, cheese

Focaccia - cheese, garlic and herb

See you there! Lots of small businesses to support throughout the village too!

We're in Aston on Trent this weekend in the car park of The White Hart Inn from 11-4 for the Well Dressing!Come and supp...
03/07/2026

We're in Aston on Trent this weekend in the car park of The White Hart Inn from 11-4 for the Well Dressing!

Come and support the local businesses and nose at the wonderful Well Dressings throughout the village too!

We'll have all of this plus a few sweet items too! Let us know if you'd like to order anything for collection.

It's going fast at Denby Pottery today! Just heading back over with a top-up!
28/06/2026

It's going fast at Denby Pottery today! Just heading back over with a top-up!

We didn't quite have time to make up 8 afternoon teas on Sunday morning as I had my netball umpiring assessment and Crai...
23/06/2026

We didn't quite have time to make up 8 afternoon teas on Sunday morning as I had my netball umpiring assessment and Craig was at an event so we provided these bakes for the customer to add the sandwiches to themselves.

We have availability this week for afternoon teas excluding Sunday.

Come visit all of the lovely small businesses in the courtyard at Elvaston Castle today until 4pm!We have re-stocked our...
21/06/2026

Come visit all of the lovely small businesses in the courtyard at Elvaston Castle today until 4pm!

We have re-stocked our gluten free sausage rolls and cheese twists for those who were disappointed after we sold out yesterday!

Craig at Giltbrook Shopping Park between IKEA and Decathlon today and Carly is in the courtyard at Elvaston Castle.Here'...
20/06/2026

Craig at Giltbrook Shopping Park between IKEA and Decathlon today and Carly is in the courtyard at Elvaston Castle.

Here's what we have with us:

Sausage rolls:

Plain Lincolnshire
Pork and apple
Honey roast pork with wholegrain mustard
Caramelised onion chutney
Chorizo
Sriracha
Cheese and bacon (small only)
Cheese and onion (v)
Vegan 'sausage'
Gluten free sausage

Cheese twists

Focaccia (Elvaston only):
Cheese
Garlic and herb

Rocky road (Elvaston only)

If you'd like a delivery later, let us know! ☀️

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Chellaston
Derby
DE736TG

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Tuesday 9am - 9pm
Wednesday 9am - 9pm
Thursday 9am - 9pm
Friday 9am - 9pm
Saturday 9am - 9pm
Sunday 9am - 9pm

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