Funky Eats

09/10/2026

Who’s coming to try this tonight 😮‍💨

Free water served with 😂😂😂

09/10/2026

The perfect egg 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

09/10/2026

The monster smash🙌🏻🙌🏻

09/10/2026

Freaky frickles👻

09/10/2026

The cursed clucker😍

Who reckons they could eat this 🤗🤗

09/10/2026

🎃👻 OUR HALLOWEEN MENU LAUNCHES TODAY! 👻🎃

Things are about to get SPOOKY at Funky Eats! 💀🔥 Our Halloween specials are officially launching TODAY and will be available until 31st October… if you dare! 😈🖤

We’ve got some frighteningly good treats lined up for you 👇🏼

🍔 THE MONSTER SMASH – £10.95
Smashed beef patties with chorizo, lettuce, cheese, chipotle mayo, hash browns, to***co onions and an egg, all served in a black seeded bap! 🤤👹

🍗 THE CURSED CLUCKER – £11
A hot honey chicken burger with lettuce, black mayo, pickles and crispy onions in a black seeded bap. Sweet, sticky and seriously delicious! 🔥🍯

🔥 DEATH ROW WINGS – £9
Lathered in the infamous “Pain in the Hole” sauce from Black Fire! 🌶️💀 Who’s brave enough to take these on?! 🥵

🧀 NACHO LOADED NIGHTMARE – £12
Chips loaded with nacho cheese sauce, chicken, chorizo, diced jalapeños, green chillies, red chillies, coriander and a drizzle of chipotle mayo. A loaded nightmare in the BEST way! 😍🌶️

🍗 CHICKEN TERRORS – £9
Southern-fried chicken tenders dipped in hot honey. Crispy, sticky and terrifyingly tasty! 👻🍯

🥒 FREAKY FRICKLES – £4
Crispy fried pickles served with ranch dip. The perfect spooky side! 🖤

🌶️ WHO’S TRYING THE PAIN IN THE HOLE SAUCE FROM BLACK FIRE?! 🔥🥵

We absolutely LOVE supporting local businesses, and we’re buzzing to feature Black Fire on our Halloween specials! 🖤🙌🏼 Are you brave enough to try the heat? Let us know in the comments! 👇🏼

📅 Available from TODAY until 31st October only!

⏰ OPEN TONIGHT 12PM–10PM

🛵 Delivery and collection available!

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08/10/2026

Lunchtime specials available 12-4pm

Order online at funkyeats.co.uk

Or call us on 07526337387

07/10/2026

Wednesday night dinner sorted ✅

Open till 9pm

Order online at funkyeats.co.uk

Or call us on 07526337387🙌🏻