01/05/2026
If she's older than 30 with one of those dark Jaffa tans and still wears those bright pink tracksuits with "JUICY" stretched across her arse cheeks, you know she'll have a Staffy called Tyson, 7 kids to 7 different dads, a tattoo that says Dave on the back of her neck, a doorless fridge in her front garden, and she'll probably use a Teletubbies plate for an ashtray.
