21/09/2026
IN....
West Philadelphia, Born and raised
Down the Bingo Hall where was where I spent most of my days
Calling all, dabbing all, drinking all down with the B-balls at the bingo hall...
When a couple of chaps, from down Stanley Town, made a few false calls and s**t went down.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "youll bingo at the Hoss and youll fly Punjab Air"
"I pulled up to the Hoss between 7 or 8, it starts at 7:30ish so I wasnt that late.
I saw Philip Richardson with his mullet hair, and thought, "HEY Bingo Time, who will be there???" (Insert "do, do, do, do" here....)
Apologies for terrible rapping and ripping off of a cult classic. I know it barely fits but it doesnt matter.
BINGO. THE GREY HORSE. 7:30ISH 22ND SEPTEMBER
BE THERE HOMIES.
(Ps, for anyone worried about AI. It may be able to create Will Smith boarding a Punjab Airways flight to Consett, but its unable to change the sign on the control tower. If it cant manage that, I think humanity is safe.... for now)