Three Wise Monkeys Colchester

Three Wise Monkeys Colchester We are a spacious 4 floor modern tap house and barbecue smokehouse restaurant in Colchester City Centre. Huge selection of Craft Beer and pub favourites on tap.
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We offer a wide range of real ales, craft beers and pub favourites, with a dedicated basement bar and live music venue on our top floor Stunning range of Spirits, Cocktails, Wine and Coffee. Gourmet Burgers and American BBQ served all day

The steins are ready… are you? 🍺🥨Oktoberfest is taking over Three Wise Monkeys from 24th–27th September, with German b**...
21/09/2026

The steins are ready… are you? 🍺🥨

Oktoberfest is taking over Three Wise Monkeys from 24th–27th September, with German b**rs, Oktoberfest food, live music and plenty of reasons to raise a stein 🇩🇪🍻

Tables for our Bierhall Experience are filling up fast, so if you’re planning on joining us, get yours booked before they’re gone 🍺

21/09/2026

B**r in the glass and in the cheese sauce 🍺🥨

That’s OMB Great Journey Begins, our Pale Ale, going straight into the cheese sauce served with our Oktoberfest pretzels, available from the 24th to the 27th of September..

Because apparently b**r makes everything better!😉

Pretzels, steins and a full weekend of Oktoberfest 🍺🥨Oktoberfest is nearly here at Three Wise Monkeys, bringing you our ...
19/09/2026

Pretzels, steins and a full weekend of Oktoberfest 🍺🥨

Oktoberfest is nearly here at Three Wise Monkeys, bringing you our Bierhall Experience, live music across all floors, German b**rs, food and plenty of reasons to raise a stein 🇩🇪

Tables are filling up quickly and we’re already running low on spaces, so if Oktoberfest is in your plans, now’s the time to get booked in!

Grab your table through our website and join us for the celebrations. Prost! 🍻

18/09/2026

A liquid lunch, but make it Oktoberfest! 🍺

Get ready for four days of German b**r, steins and Oktoberfest chaos at Three Wise Monkeys 🇩🇪🍻

🍺 10 b**rs, one Oktoberfest line-up! For Oktoberfest at Three Wise Monkeys, we’re bringing you 6 b**rs on tap & 4 more i...
18/09/2026

🍺 10 b**rs, one Oktoberfest line-up!

For Oktoberfest at Three Wise Monkeys, we’re bringing you 6 b**rs on tap & 4 more in bottles, with a mix of classic German styles, Oktoberfest favourites and our very own Other Monkey Brewing Festbier 🐒🍺

On tap:

🇩🇪 Paulaner Oktoberfest — 6%
🇩🇪 Paulaner Münchner Hell — 4.9%
🇩🇪 Paulaner Weissbier Dunkel — 5.3%
🇩🇪 Hacker-Pschorr Weissbier — 5.5%
🇩🇪 Hacker-Pschorr Oktoberfest Märzen — 5.8%
🐒 Other Monkey Brewing Festbier Märzen

And that’s before we even get to the four bottled options 👀

Whether you’re into crisp la**rs, darker wheat b**rs, traditional Märzens or you’re keeping things alcohol-free, there’ll be something waiting for you!

15/09/2026

🎺 You might recognise these guys from Oktoberfest last year… and they’re coming back! 🍺🇩🇪

Umpadedoo Brass Band are returning to Three Wise Monkeys for Oktoberfest, this time bringing the Oompah energy to our brand-new Bierhall Experience. Think steins on the tables, German b**r flowing, hearty food and a live brass band setting the soundtrack for a proper Oktoberfest celebration 🍻🎶

Join us Friday 25th September at 7pm or Saturday 26th September at 12pm or 7pm. Tickets are £38.50 per person and include a 2-pint stein of German b**r, food and live entertainment — grab yours through the Events section of our website and get ready to Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Address

60 High Street
Colchester
CO11DN

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 12am
Tuesday 11am - 12am
Wednesday 11am - 12am
Thursday 11am - 12am
Friday 11am - 1am
Saturday 11am - 1am
Sunday 11am - 12am

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