31/05/2026
Dear D-Alexander G,
How rude! There’s no need for that kind of language, especially on a Sunday!
After reviewing & investigating your complaint thoroughly, I’m happy to respond with the following.
The landlord of the pub stated that you arrived at the pub early afternoon and were directed to a spot that you could park your rather large motor home. You chose a spot in the well kept garden, set back adequately from the pub as to ensure you and your family had a pleasant and restful stay.
The landlord stated that you made two visits that he can remember. One to gather water for your amenities and a further for your family of two adults and two children to use the toilets.
The landlord stated that to his and his dogs knowledge, at no time did you enter the pub to complete a transaction, with regards to liquid refreshment. Nor did you offer a donation, of any amount too charity.
After viewing the host’s profile, it is clear that these are the only two stipulations required in return of services offered.
The landlord stated that, after standing at the the bar, eagerly awaiting one of the above mentioned stipulations to come to fruition, long into the night, to no avail. He then overslept…..
