The Mallard

06/09/2026

04/09/2026

Coffee Morning next Thursday from 10am, everyone welcome, there will be lots (& lots) of cake, spread the word, let’s make it a good one like last year ☕️🫖🍰🧁😍

02/09/2026

It’s back, super fun crazy night, adults only, £15pp, shot every hour included, tickets on sale now 🥳🥳🥳

31/08/2026

This Thursday, everyone welcome 🎤🎸🍻😊

25/08/2026

Here Thursday 😋😋

Stores are open 🙌

Coming up this week 👇

Thursday -
Lyneham 📍
The Mallard
5-8pm 🕗
All orders online only 💻

Friday-
Devizes 📍
Devizes Town FC
5-8pm 🕗
All orders online only 💻

Saturday-
❌ closed for private event ❌

Sunday -
Swindon old town 📍
Street food festival 🍴🎉
12-5pm 🕛
Orders at the van 🚐

For Thursday & Friday - normal service as always orders must be placed online. Get involved here 👇🔗

https://order.storekit.com/b/we-meat-again

For Sunday, Full details on the menu and where we will be parked will be posted on the day 🙂

See you from Thursday 🤙

21/08/2026

Here we go ⚽🏆🍻
The Start of the 26/27 premiership football league....20 teams all fighting to knock Arsenal off the top spot and Arsenal wanting to stay there 😁

The Mallard will all games as per Sky Sports, TNT and Amazon Prime fixtures HH that are available during the season

First game Arenseal V Coventry 8pm Sky Sports

Looking forward to it 🍻

19/08/2026

Thursday night karaoke and Gurt Wings 🎤😋

18/08/2026

WHERE TO FIND GURT WINGS THIS WEEK 👇🏼🐔

WEDNESDAY 19TH AUGUST
17:00 - 20:00 Warminster Rugby Club, Folly Ln, BA12 7RG
17:00 - 20:00 The Southbrook Inn, Southbrook St, Swindon SN2 1HF
17:00 - 20:00 Wiltshire Timber Supplies, Unit 7 Cornbrash Pk, Bumpers Way, Chippenham SN14 6RA

THURSDAY 20TH AUGUST
17:00 - 20:00 The Mallard, Calne Rd, Lyneham, Chippenham SN15 4PL
17:00 - 20:00 Avonside Business Park, New Broughton Rd, Melksham SN12 8BS
17:00 - 20:00 The Nine Elms Public House, Old Shaw Ln, Nine Elms, Shaw, Swindon SN5 5PD

FRIDAY 21ST AUGUST
17:00 - 20:00 Alhampton Inn, Alhampton, Shepton Mallet BA4 6PY
17:00 - 20:00 The Red Lion, 127 Cassington Rd, Yarnton, Kidlington OX5 1QD
17:00 - 20:00 The Volunteer Inn, Station Rd, Grove, Wantage OX12 0DH
17:00 - 20:00 The Union Arms, 1 Greystoke Ave, Bristol BS10 6AG

SATURDAY 22ND AUGUST
11:00 - 15:00 Gloucester South Community Fire Station, Shepherd Rd, Tuffley, Gloucester
GL4 0PZ
12:00 - 19:00 BeefStock, Rowden Paddocks, Bromyard HR7 4LS, UK (TICKETED)
16:00 - 21:00 Midsomer Norton Cricket Club, Withies Ln, Midsomer Norton, Radstock BA3 2JE
17:30 - 20:00 Studio Se7en, Ave Three, Station Ln, Witney OX28 4BQ

SUNDAY 23RD AUGUST
12:00 - 19:00 BeefStock, Rowden Paddocks, Bromyard HR7 4LS, UK (TICKETED)
16:00 - 20:00 The Old George Inn, Clarks Hay, South Cerney, Cirencester GL7 5UA
16:00 - 20:00 The Royal Oak, Tortworth Rd, Wotton-under-Edge GL12 8AD
17:00 - 20:00 Great Moorleaze Farm, The Marsh, Wanborough, Swindon SN4 0SW

For all future locations, please visit our website - https://gurtwings.co.uk/events/ 🔥

15/08/2026

And they are off 👌💪🏃🦆