15/08/2026
⚠️ *SEVERE FERAL ALERT*⚠️
Reports are coming in of *serious cravings, over-ordering and suspiciously frequent return visits* after eating at The Feral Kitchen. 🍔😈
Unfortunately, there is currently *no known cure*.
Our advice? Don’t fight it. *Go Feral.*
📍 The Feral Kitchen @ The Fountain, Chichester
🕛 Thurs–Sat 12–8:30pm | Sun 12–5pm
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*PROCEED HUNGRY.*