03/05/2026
serving real, high-effort s**t ONLY this may day bank holiday spring fair wicker man maypole day
we’re once again doing takeaway only so the influx from this god-forsaken nation can exercise their sense of powerlessness on the town’s municipal furniture rather than my beautiful shop
we’ll have an elite coffee menu and primo cakes and pastries, we’ll STILL be hand whisking the matcha (because our love for our customers is truly christlike) and serving ALL mochas and HCs with the pastry-style chocolate ganache base
good luck to everyone and see you through the hatch 🫡