19/07/2026
🚨 HAVE YOU SEEN OUR NETS? 🚨
Some low-life criminal mastermind has made off with TWO nets from the ladies' toilets.
That's right. Not the till. Not the TV. Not the spirits.
The toilet nets.
We're not angry... we're just incredibly confused.
If your mate suddenly starts bragging about their amazing new collection of second-hand toilet accessories, point them in our direction.
Please return them to The Long Bar. Amnesty is available. Public ridicule will be kept to a minimum... probably.
Stay safe out there, folks. There's clearly a toilet net thief on the loose. 🍺😂