The Badly Packed Kebab Takeaway

The Badly Packed Kebab Takeaway we offer takeaway service.

Our new leaflets are out, we are sorry for lack of social media as I got caught wanking in kebab meat..
11/08/2023

Our new leaflets are out, we are sorry for lack of social media as I got caught wanking in kebab meat..

27/02/2021

Sorry I have not been posting. I was arrested for putting a saveloy in my trousers on valentines day and wiggling it at 2 female police officers shouting "you try and you buy!"

Its Fryday and you know what that means? Get yourself a beige burger but the box is more nutritious 😄
05/02/2021

Its Fryday and you know what that means? Get yourself a beige burger but the box is more nutritious 😄

01/02/2021

Sorry that we have not been open last few days. Just been fined 10k for having a "house party". Bastards didn't believe me that I live with 30 people! Need to earn some extra money so I'm renting out Mrs Burak for special time. If you like the smell of a p**s stained mattress you will love her for sexy time.

New sauce! This will make Mrs Burak happy...🧟‍♂️
26/01/2021

New sauce! This will make Mrs Burak happy...🧟‍♂️

25/01/2021

Not open tonight as I'm getting funked up on Raki 🥴

You think "Five Guys" are good? Well all our staff add thier own special sauce when you order this. We call it Eight Guy...
23/01/2021

You think "Five Guys" are good? Well all our staff add thier own special sauce when you order this. We call it Eight Guys. Ayaz no longer joins in as we found out he has chlamydia.

22/01/2021

It's Fryday batchs! Come down and suck on Uncle Buraks sausage and get a free tossed salad.

This silly cuntomer just dropped his food everywhere. He ordered another 'Burak Special' and Ayaz rubbed it on his bo***...
21/01/2021

This silly cuntomer just dropped his food everywhere. He ordered another 'Burak Special' and Ayaz rubbed it on his bo****ks for the bants. "Please come again"

Ahmed just tried the sausage challenge. He's now on the floor turning blue. He looks like a bloody Smurf.
20/01/2021

Ahmed just tried the sausage challenge. He's now on the floor turning blue. He looks like a bloody Smurf.

Just told Ayaz he has head like legoman. This is his laughing face. 😕
20/01/2021

Just told Ayaz he has head like legoman. This is his laughing face. 😕

Early start at the suppliers.
20/01/2021

Early start at the suppliers.

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