17/07/2026
Today’s official rules:
Rule 1: No one is allowed to say "Hot enough for you?" or anything similar, you will get demoted to the back of the queue and we will sq**rt vinegar in your eyes.
Rule 2: Anyone who buys the staff a drink, slush or an ice cream automatically skips to the front of the queue and we won’t sq**rt vinegar in your eyes.
Rule 3: Please state your order clearly and quickly. Nobody has the patience or the brain capacity in this heat. If you take too long we will sq**rt vinegar in your eyes.
We don’t make the rules, we just enforce them.