08/09/2026
WELCOME TO THE TEAM, JESS!
Please join us in welcoming Jess, our newest member of the Ma Kelly’s station team❤️
To help everyone get the best possible service from Jess, we thought we’d share a few very important tips:
☝️ Please do snap your fingers at Jess. She absolutely LOVES it and it makes her serve you much, much quicker.
💰 Please have a pocketful of loose change ready. Nothing makes a bartender happier than counting out 47 separate coins while the queue gets longer.
🍻 When Jess is serving someone else, feel free to shout your order over them. She definitely enjoys trying to remember three conversations at once.
👀 If she walks past you without serving you don’t worry, just stare at her intensely. That always helps.
🍺 And if you’re ordering a Guinness… PLEASE make it last. Because obviously the best possible time to order a Guinness is after Jess has poured everyone else’s drinks and is ready to move on. Nothing she enjoys more than waiting for that pint to settle. And settle. And settle…
So come in, say hello to Jess and give her a warm welcome.
Welcome to the team Jess! ❤️