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12/08/2016

That Night On The Dancefloor

I'm painting a picture of a scene in my mind.
My inspiration is that of a memory I left behind.
The background is of a throng dancing as one.
I am holding you close, with my heart undone.

We sway gently to the beat I'm holding you tight.
Ready for some action, whilst hoping you might.
Savouring the moment, wishing it wouldn't end.
To leave this dancefloor with more than a friend.

Then I tread on your toe, much to your surprise.
The smile vanishes, from your now annoyed eyes.
I loosen my grip, but still hold on with some hope.
I'm wearing two left feet, finding it difficult to cope.

My bravado takes over setting you up for a spin.
The next thing I know I have kicked you in the shin.
You scream like parrot hopping around like a bunny.
I couldn't help laughing because it was ever so funny.

At first you were embarrassed but saw the funny side.
We were surrounded by others with nowhere to hide.
I fell to my knees begging your forgiveness for sure.
The others stopped dancing there was a mighty roar.

The only words I heard uttered by you were "yes I will".
You then took me in your arms saying your dreams I fulfill.
I was taken aback by my intentions that you had misread.
I wondered did I really say what you thought I had said.

Well there was no going back I had to stick to my word.
Even though the situation was farcical and very absurd.
So then I reached into my pocket for a ring full of keys.
Reiterated the supposed question on my bended knees

That was thirty years ago now with grandchildren of four.
I am so happy to have kicked you... that night on the dancefloor!

10/08/2016

Fanfare Of A Common Man

I am unfortunately the owner of a lonely heart.
It's probably caused by my propensity to fart.
It's a malady I've had since a child on the knee.
Back then it was muffled by my tight fitting nappy.

Nowadays there isn't a silencer whatever the cost.
My exhaust is akin to an engine driven by Alain Prost.
Backfiring in tune, normally with a ratta tatt tatt.
Often the volume increases depending where I'm sat.

Leather chesterfield's are the worst, that's for sure.
Because of the buttons that make up the contour.
Honestly it's like sitting on a bowl with a built in echo.
Magnifying the reverberation on each occasion I blow.

There is no hiding place when sat on these settees.
It's like having a bugle player between ones knees.
Waking up the neighbours with a constant revelle.
It's not a very good idea to take a seat next to me

Then there's the smell but its best not to go there.
My repugnant odour would make a skunks nostrils flare.
There is an upside to my condition of which I'm prone.
I have plenty of space... because I am always on my own.

Custard

23/07/2016

A Lifetime Record

Life is like a new record that's fresh of the press.
It has to be played, as it would be silly to guess.
The sleeve arrives as pristine, all shiny and new.
Will it remain this way depends of course on you.

You must treat it with respect, handle it with care.
Be so cautious who you choose your life to share.
They might leave their imprint that causes a scar.
Becoming unplayable, much like a string-less guitar.

Side one is the beginning, there's no looking back.
One shouldn't judge a LP by it's cover or one track.
Allow it to play on and then see where it leads you.
Side one is an overture but there's always side two.

Some tracks will cause you to rock, others won't roll.
There will be times certain tracks will leave you cold.
You could skip onto the next or just wait until it ends.
It may get better or worse because on time it depends
Soon side one has ended you'll ask do you want more.
Will your press reject to cast it away knowing the score.
Or will you play side two hoping that you'll get the gist.
Enjoying life's funky music being prepared for the twist.

The answer is on a dusty shelf depending how its laid.
If the LP still remains pristine it probably wasn't played.
But if it shows signs of wear and tear after so much use.
Then it proves you were a player and not a sad recluse.

Custard

15/04/2016

I have just acquired nearly 50 near mint all different titles. Ennio Morricone vinyl albums. I anyone is interested in making a sensible offer for the job lot I will consider it ring me on 01254 399669 Jim Custard

14/04/2016

Hi, I have not been very well recently. I have only been going in mornings. Please phone 01254 399669 if you are intending to visit. Thanks Jim Custard

23/03/2016

Custard Cube will be open on Good Friday but not on Bank Holiday Monday....Hope to see my regulars...thanx

28/12/2015

Custard is open on 28-12-16

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Blackburn
BB96QW

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