19/06/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
After 6 years in business, tens of thousands of happy customers, two Luton Business of the Year awards, thousands of deliveries, market stalls, office fruit boxes, a Dobbies store, a Frosts store, and enough bananas to build a small yellow mountain…
We have finally received our first ever non-5-star Google review. 🎉🍌
Sadly, it wasn’t from an actual customer.
Instead, it appears a mysterious individual called “Dan Brown” emerged from the shadows of the internet to write what can only be described as a work of fiction. Coincidentally, this also appears to be the first and only review on their account. What are the chances? 🤔
The review claimed we buy all our produce from Asda. Which is news to us, our suppliers, our staff, and the thousands of customers who have watched us unloading produce from wholesale markets at silly o’clock in the morning for the last 6 years.
To be honest, we’re not even mad.
If anything, we’re quite proud. Every established business gets its first questionable 1-star review eventually. It feels a bit like a rite of passage.
The good news is that genuine customers continue to support us every day, and we’re incredibly grateful for every one of our hundreds of real reviews and loyal customers.
So thank you, Dan. You’ve given us a good laugh, some social media content, and a reminder that if this is the worst thing that happens this week, we’re doing alright.
Peace and bananas 🍌
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