19/07/2026
Our CDO the big man himself alas has permanently retired from his post.
Nearly 10 years in the post of Chief Dog Officer and a role he carried out with distinction.
From ensuring dog biscuits were a permanent menu item, that there was a drinking station in every shop and policing who he believed was allowed in his empire…👀👀
He adored all our two legged customers, except the guy who carried a shovel in his backpack in Ormeau (not sure we blamed him on that one).
He over saw all the shops construction and opening with the exception of Ormeau and offered vital contributions to senior management meetings, even if there was talk of the odd disciplinary for falling asleep on the job and bodily odour…
He made his way to Copenhagen in person to quality control your beans, yep he took his role as CDO very seriously indeed and was always repping the merch.
The Os will just not be the same without him. The king of kings has put his paws up forever content in knowing he did the best job.
We would love to see some pics of your pups having a doggie biccie in his honour this week.
RIP Lars. X
