05/04/2025
Hello wonderful people of Bathgate and surrounding areas. We’d like to offer our apologies for any delivery service interruptions on the night of 5-4-25.. we unfortunately had driver problems.. a certain helmet called Scott the maggot Morgan had agreed to deliver for us on our busiest night and then went no contact just before he was due to start. We scrambled to try to find a replacement but at such a short notice it was an uphill battle we were unfortunately destined to lose. Now I obviously wouldn’t wish any kind of ill will or injury to befall what is in effect a stranger (even one of such a cowardly nature) but I doubt I’d lose much sleep if it did.. I’d also like to take a moment to give a shoutout to the original gimp daddy Gill who just a few short weeks ago pulled the same kind of stunt.
Anyway our deepest apologies