03/10/2026
This week's Six on Saturday...
We went for a wander around the Garden Centre to find six perfectly sensible things to show you this week.
We think it went rather well. 😂
🐦 A rather magnificent robin — who also happens to be hiding a selection of crocus corms. A bit of colour now, and another surprise to come in spring.
💀 A skull emerging from a pile of books — because apparently a tasteful pumpkin just isn’t frightening enough for some people.
💔 Some important consumer advice:
“Have you ever dated a man? You may be entitled to compensation.”
We’re saying nothing… but when we consider Bill… 👀
🍷 And another useful life lesson and fridge magnet:
“How much do you usually spend on a bottle of wine?”
“Half an hour?”
Another one we may have learned from Bill… 🍷😂
☕ Corporal Jones: DON’T PANIC!
Excellent advice when you realise quite how much you’ve already loaded into the back of your car.
☕ Captain Mainwaring: STUPID BOY.
Bill has warned us, so we have absolutely no comment to make.
Gardening, Halloween, questionable humour and Dad’s Army — just another perfectly normal weekend at Deepdale.
Which one are you taking home?
And remember… DON’T PANIC! 😁