The Smoking Goat Bar & Grill

The Smoking Goat Bar & Grill Ayr’s coolest underground basement bar! atmospheric along with a unique beer garden. Due to licensing laws children under 5 are not allowed in the venue.
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Come down and see us for food, cocktails and even better vibes🕺🏻
Quiz Night every Tuesday @8:30pm followed by dj & karaoke
Live Music every Friday/Saturday followed by dj & karaoke
Plus much more!🐐 Voted Scotlands best independent bar 2022
The Smoking Goat is an atmospheric bar/gril housed in a mid 1700's former bank vault. Best quality craft beers, wine cocktailss and malt whiskies are plentiful along with top quality burgers pizza hot dogs
Amazing DJ's through the weekend along with gen knowledge quiz comedy nights plus loads more. Full sky sports showing the best of the sporting worlds big events on two large projector screens. Unfortunately this is out with our control. Any additional info regards to booking please message the page.

🍔The Double Barrel Burger🍔- beef patty- crispy chicken burger- pickled red onion - crispy onions- salad- burger sauce Se...
29/09/2026

🍔The Double Barrel Burger🍔

- beef patty
- crispy chicken burger
- pickled red onion
- crispy onions
- salad
- burger sauce

Served with house fries and slaw

Available till next Tuesday!!

Don’t forget our Classic Goat Quiz is tonight @ 8:30pm🐐

27/09/2026

Ep.1 - The Double Barrel Burger🍔 see if ye can get your jaws round this fat stack🤣 oor specials run Tues-Tues so grab yours this week coming!!

DID YE KNOW ?? We have a FREE comedy night the first Thursday of every month!!🐐“Evenin’ all. With the week for SCY’s ret...
26/09/2026

DID YE KNOW ?? We have a FREE comedy night the first Thursday of every month!!🐐

“Evenin’ all. With the week for SCY’s return to the Smoking Goat here we have info on this months cracking lineup to whet thee appetites.

With a debut turn for Graeme McNicol, second visits of Aimee Hinds and Fudgie McFadden and smashing returns of favourites Eddy Mackenzie and John ‘Obie’ O’Brien. Sorted.

JOHN OBIE O’BRIEN
Obie has been a regular on the Scottish comedy scene for over 27 years. As well as headlining shows the country he has been performing his own shows at comedy festivals for over 15 years mainly in Edinburgh but has also traveled as far as Melbourne and Perth Australia.

"The entire room rocks with laughter, pretty much constantly" The Scotsman ****

EDDY MACKENZIE
A short round man with a big loud voice who wants to make you boogie!
Holidays, Dinosaurs, and MD2020; Eddy MacKenzie writes songs about all the important things in life!
Casting his comedy lens over anything that takes his fancy, he delivers his tunes with a big grin and a bombastic stage presence!

“the love-child of Brian Blessed and Jack Black”
- Chortle

“Eddy Mackenzie is a cannonball of joy; his voice has an almost wizard-like quality and offers a complete juxtaposition to the pitch of his incredibly contagious laugh.”
- Clownster

FUDGIE MCFADDEN
Fudgie McFadden is a bright upcoming stand up comedian based in Glasgow, Scotland.

Hidinging behind his warm, charming & self deprecating character is a twisted take on modern life, that has been delighting (and concerning) crowds across Scotland for over two years.

“Not only is Fudgie one of our own, he’s also one of our favourite new comics on the scene…one to watch”
-Blackfriars Basement

“One of Scotland’s up and coming acts, with the best facial hair on the circuit. Make sure to check him out!”
-Stuart Mitchell

AIMEE HINDS
“Aimée Hinds is a darkly funny storyteller who finds humour in the places most people try to forget.

Drawing from her real experiences with mental health, including time spent in the psyche ward, she turns chaos into comedy with raw honesty and razor-sharp wit. Her performances blend vulnerability, defiance, and perfectly timed gallows humour, making her one of the most compelling voices on the circuit.

Aimée doesn’t just talk about survival, she laughs in its face.

GRAEME MCNICOL
Graeme McNicol has spent most of his life accidentally collecting material.

His comedy covers family life, getting older, and a remarkable ability to turn normal situations into unnecessarily complicated episodes.

Whether he’s taking his kids to football, starting a new hobby, or simply trying to get from A to B without causing an incident, Graeme finds the funny side of the kind of everyday chaos most people would prefer to forget.

Unfortunately, he remembers all of it.”

The sun is keekin out👀 make your way down to The Goat and join us for a classic Saturday🌞 indulge in a spicy marg or two...
26/09/2026

The sun is keekin out👀 make your way down to The Goat and join us for a classic Saturday🌞 indulge in a spicy marg or two..

Live Music tonight from Carl Bridgeman🎸 7-9pm

25/09/2026

“What do you mean this isn’t what you meant??”🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

Address

2A Academy Street
Ayr
KA71HS

Opening Hours

Tuesday 4pm - 12:30am
Wednesday 4pm - 12:30am
Thursday 4pm - 12:30am
Friday 12pm - 1am
Saturday 12pm - 1am
Sunday 12pm - 12:30am

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