Clever Panda

03/09/2026

We wont make it obvious if we dont like you, but there will be signs.

02/09/2026

On one side we have Devanney Strength
On the other side our neighbours are .buns

Its litterally a real life example of the devil and the angel on my shoulders!

Anyway, I'm off to watch healthy people go to the gym through the window whilst I eat this absolute beast 😍

Peace out ✌️

😈😇

01/09/2026

CHICKEN!!

Why do our chicken options taste so fresh?

Its because we start every day with a fresh raw chicken breast.
Roast it perfectly.
Shred it.
Flavour it
Then let you enjoy it.

You wont find packet bought flavoured chicken options at The Panda, only packet bought prices.

Katsu chicken baguette - £4.50 ! Or £5 with a can of drink or packet of crisps.

Fresh, Affordable, Tasty!!

01/09/2026

28/08/2026

When your brand new work neighbour brings you a gift....Hang on....

Thats no ordinary gift, and thats certainly no ordinary neighbour.

THATS .buns !!!!

The best Cinamon Bun company this land has ever seen, right next door to the best coffee and sandwhich shop this land has ever seen?!?!

Stinks of a collaboration doesnt it 👃👃

Clever Panda and Rolld, the best pairing since pineapple and pizza 🍕 🍍

24/08/2026

The Panda has evolved.

Serving the freshest sandwiches, paninis, baguettes and our soon to be WORLD FAMOUS TOASTIES!!

With sides of Lays crisps, Mr Beast chocolate bars, Pickles n Mix

Washed down with proper coffee, Monster, Redbull or a can.

Meal deals from £5 - will probably be out of business soon with these prices so be quick! Its 2026 not 1998 😬

13 Bessemer crescent HP198TF

Will all be on Just Eat by end of the week

22/08/2026

IT’S A CLEVER PANDA KIND OF DAY! 🐼💗

Need a caffeine boost? ☕
Feeling peckish? 🥪
Fancy something sweet? 🍭
Looking for a little treat for the kids? 🧸

We’ve got you covered!

From fresh coffee and tasty sandwiches to pick ’n’ mix, viral sweets and fun toys, there’s always something to discover at Clever Panda. ✨

Pop in, have a browse and treat yourself — because sometimes you don’t need an excuse! 😍

Clever Panda — your happy little stop for coffee, food, sweets & fun. 🐼

20/08/2026

What do we want?

LAYS!!!!

When do we want them?

NOW!!!

Alright alright you rowdy lot, they're here, in stock, in store and ready for you to buy.

More reasons that we are better than what ever btec shop you go to currently

20/08/2026

SQUISHIEEEEEESSSSS

From Cans to cubes and bars to dumplings. Weve got them all.

Now in store and more on their way!!

07/08/2026

The Ploughman's Baguette.

£4.50

Fresh baguette
Ham
Cheddar
Branston Pickle
Tomatoes
Lettuce