The Beach Pub - Lanzarote

07/07/2026

28/06/2026

How many drinks does it take before you’re wearing the Captain’s hat? 🚢🍻😂

🍺 1
🍺🍺 2
🍺🍺🍺 3+
🤫 No comment

Answers below 👇🤣

25/06/2026

😂🍺 Be honest…
You arrive on holiday… How long before the shirt comes off? 😎☀️

🏃 Immediately

🍺 After the first drink

🌅 Later in the day

👇 Answers below 😂

23/06/2026

Doctor’s orders… 😎

Take one of these…

Sit in the sunshine…

Look at the sea…

Repeat as necessary 🍹🌊😂

Who’s joining us? 👇❤️

📍 The Beach Pub, Puerto del Carmen
Find us underneath the Indoor Crazy Minigolf

21/06/2026

Right then… tough decision! 😂👇

🍕 Unlimited pizza for life

OR

👰 A wedding paid for by someone else

You can only pick one! 😏

Vote below:

🍕 = Pizza

👰 = Wedding

Let’s see which wins! 😂👇

📍 The Beach Pub, Puerto del Carmen

🍻 Arrive a customer… leave a friend ❤️

18/06/2026

Captain Pablo’s Parrot wants to know… 🦜🏴‍☠️

If you found a pirate’s treasure chest on the beach, what would you want to find inside?

💰 Gold
🍺 Unlimited beer
🍹 Unlimited cocktails
✈️ Free holidays forever

Pick one below 👇😂

18/06/2026

🚨 UPDATE ON ZIGGY 🚨

It has now been 24 hours since Ziggy went missing, and we still have no news. We are extremely worried about him and his wellbeing. 💔

If anyone has seen him, knows where he might be, or has any information at all, please get in touch with us as soon as possible.

Ziggy is deeply loved and missed by everyone, and we just want him home safe and sound. 🦜❤️

🙏 Any information, no matter how small, could help.
We are especially concerned about his health and welfare.

📍 Last seen: The Beach Pub, Puerto del Carmen
📞 Please contact The Beach Pub with any information.

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