The Vault Bar Tenerife

16/10/2026

Hey everyone due to sickness unfortunately The Dance Monkeys won’t be on today 😢 (get well soon guys 🙏🏼🥰) BUT we have our Terry covering all your favourites from 5pm 🥳 see you there

11/10/2026

Kenny 🫣😂🤣 I hope you put it back 😭😬😂😂

07/10/2026

It’s always fun and games in The Vault especially when it comes to the mozzarella sticks 😂🤣👏🏼

03/10/2026

Table 29’s now on a boat party with Utopia Parties Tenerife. 🍹🛥️😂

We’re covering its shift while it gets absolutely legless. Which, to be fair, it was already. 🫣

Next batch of table numbers is coming with ankle tags. ⌚️🤣🖤

02/10/2026

We’ve been barred from TikTok. 😂

Tried “I know the owners.”
Surprisingly didn’t work 😳 Who knew? 😉

New page’s up—follow us, share it and tag your Vault mates. Help us get back to where we were 🙏🏼

First time we’ve been thrown out of somewhere without it being Jadene’s fault 🫣😂🖤

TikTok

01/10/2026

🎃 IT’S OCTOBER- HALLOWEEN IS COMING TO THE VAULT… 🎃

“Come play with us…” 👭😱

The Shining twins are waking up and claiming table 29. We’d tell them no, but frankly nobody’s got the balls. 😂

If you see them wandering around, don’t tell the staff… we’ll already be halfway down the street. 🏃‍♀️💨

Who’s brave enough to join us this spooky season? 👻🖤

29/09/2026

25/09/2026

Just when we believed the Table 29 saga was over …. Our former GM took it one step further in Thailand 🇹🇭🫣🤣🤣🤣🤣