El Perro Loco

El Perro Loco Craving a drink with a view? El Perro Loco is your spot! We offer a wide variety of beers, spirits, and delicious cocktails.

Open Tuesday to Sunday from noon, so join us on our sunny terrace and maybe stay to enjoy the breathtaking mountain sunsets too.

🌴🍺 𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑷𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑳 𝑻𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝑰𝑺 𝑩𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑨𝑻 𝑬𝑳 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶 𝑳𝑶𝑪𝑶! 🍺🌴Well, look who’s back! 😎After a well-earned two days off, Sophie is back...
06/10/2026

🌴🍺 𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑷𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑳 𝑻𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝑰𝑺 𝑩𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑨𝑻 𝑬𝑳 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶 𝑳𝑶𝑪𝑶! 🍺🌴

Well, look who’s back! 😎

After a well-earned two days off, Sophie is back, refreshed, recharged and ready to get back to the important stuff…

🍺 𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑷𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑳 𝑩𝑬𝑬𝑹𝑺… 𝑱𝑼𝑺𝑻 2€ 𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑫𝑨𝒀! 🍺

Yep, the big ones. Not the little ones pretending to be big ones. 😂

And if you’ve never made the walk up the hill to 𝗘𝗹 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗼 𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗼, today might be the perfect excuse.

Just take a look at these views! 👀🌊⛰️
I took these yesterday while the bar was closed, and even without a cold pint in your hand, they’re pretty bloody spectacular!

So come on up, grab yourself a nice cold Tropical, sit back, relax and enjoy a bit of sunshine, sea, mountains and hopefully Sophie’s smiling face! 😂

🎵 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑪𝑲 𝑨𝑹𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑰𝑪 𝑸𝑼𝑰𝒁 𝑨𝑻 4𝑷𝑴! 🎵

Grab your mates, pick a team name, pretend you know everything about music and have a bloody good laugh along the way! 😂

And once the quiz is done, there’s no need to rush off…

🎱 Pool?
🎯 Darts?
🍺 Another Tropical?

Sounds like a plan to us!

🌴 𝑬𝑳 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶 𝑳𝑶𝑪𝑶 🌴
📍 Up the hill, past Montecastillo Centre
🌊 Great views. Great drinks. Great company.
🍺 Tropical Tuesdays: Large Tropical 2€ ALL DAY!
🎵 Music Quiz: 4PM

Come for the views… stay for the b**r! 🍺
Walk up the hill… it’s worth it! 😜

🐶 𝑬𝑳 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶 𝑳𝑶𝑪𝑶
The highest bar in Caleta… probably! 😂

🌋🍻 𝗘𝗟 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗢 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗢 𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗢 𝗡𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗟… 𝗪𝗘𝗟𝗟, 𝗦𝗢𝗥𝗧 𝗢𝗙! 🍻🌋Right then, you lovely lot! We’ve got some good news, some bad news...
03/10/2026

🌋🍻 𝗘𝗟 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗢 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗢 𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗢 𝗡𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗟… 𝗪𝗘𝗟𝗟, 𝗦𝗢𝗥𝗧 𝗢𝗙! 🍻🌋

Right then, you lovely lot! We’ve got some good news, some bad news, and a little bit of volcanic drama thrown in for good measure! 😂

🍻 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗗𝗔𝗬 — 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡 𝗔𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗟 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝟭𝟮 𝗡𝗢𝗢𝗡! 🍻

We’re back open and ready to welcome you all to 𝗘𝗹 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗼 𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗼, the bar up the hill! So come on up, grab a cold b**r, have a laugh and help us make Saturday a proper one! 🍺☀️

Now, as some of you know, poor Jo is unfortunately stuck in Sicily thanks to Mount Etna deciding to put on a spectacular fireworks display! 🌋💨

Meanwhile, our lovely Sophie is tired out, having been holding the fort 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙉 𝙃𝙀𝙍 𝙊𝙒𝙉 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝘼𝙎𝙏 𝙏𝙒𝙊 𝙒𝙀𝙀𝙆𝙎! 😱👏

So, we reckon she’s earned herself a well-deserved day off on Sunday… and she’ll be taking her usual Monday off too. ❤️

📅 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘’𝗦 𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗜𝗧’𝗦 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚:

🍺 SATURDAY: Open from 12 noon — get yourselves up the hill!

😴 SUNDAY & MONDAY: Closed. Sophie’s putting her feet up, and quite right too!

🎉 TUESDAY: Back open from 12 noon, with our ever-popular TROPICAL TUESDAY! 🌴🍻

💥 LARGE TROPICAL B**R FOR JUST 2€ 💥

And that’s not all… we’ll be having our regular music quiz too! 🎶🧠🍻 So get those brain cells warmed up, dust off your musical knowledge and prepare to argue over who actually knows the words! 😂

So, come and join us on Saturday, have a few laughs, enjoy the atmosphere and give Sophie a big smile before she disappears for a couple of days of well-earned peace and quiet!

After all, if Mount Etna can have a day off exploding, surely Sophie can have a day off serving! 🤣🌋

🐶 EL PERRO LOCO — THE BAR UP THE HILL! 🍻

🍺 Cold b**rs and warm welcomes… just the way we like it!

See you Saturday, you gorgeous bunch ❤️

☀️ 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐅𝐔𝐍 𝐀𝐓 𝐄𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐎 𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐎! 🍻🧠Well, would you look at that… the sun’s out, the hill is calling, and Karl’s getting r...
02/10/2026

☀️ 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐅𝐔𝐍 𝐀𝐓 𝐄𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐎 𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐎! 🍻🧠

Well, would you look at that… the sun’s out, the hill is calling, and Karl’s getting ready to exercise those little grey cells of yours! 😂

📺 KARL’S GENERAL KNOWLEDGE QUIZ – THIS FRIDAY AT 4PM! 🎤

Pop along, grab yourself a drink, get your team together and see Karl doing what Karl does best… asking questions that’ll make you feel like a genius one minute and a complete numpty the next! 🤣🤦‍♂️

👀 And if you recognise our Karl, there’s a good reason! He was back on your telly earlier this year in Channel 5’s Rich Holiday Poor Holiday! 🏝️📺

Haven’t seen it? Get yourself onto Catch Up TV and have a look… you might spot a few familiar faces! 😉😂

☀️ It’s a lovely day for a little walk up the hill, a cold drink, a few laughs and a bit of friendly competition. What better excuse do you need?

🧠 KARL’S GENERAL KNOWLEDGE QUIZ
📅 THIS FRIDAY
⏰ 4PM
📍 EL PERRO LOCO

Bring your brains, bring your mates, and leave your dignity at the door… because somebody’s bound to get a question wrong that a five-year-old could answer! 🤣🍻

🐶 EL PERRO LOCO – COME FOR THE DRINKS, STAY FOR THE MADNESS! 🍹☀️

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☀️🍹 𝑻𝑯𝑼𝑹𝑺𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑺 𝑨𝑻 𝑬𝑳 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶 𝑳𝑶𝑪𝑶! 🍻🐺🌞 The sun’s shining, the temperature’s rising, and there’s only one thing missin...
01/10/2026

☀️🍹 𝑻𝑯𝑼𝑹𝑺𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑺 𝑨𝑻 𝑬𝑳 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶 𝑳𝑶𝑪𝑶! 🍻🐺

🌞 The sun’s shining, the temperature’s rising, and there’s only one thing missing from your Thursday… A DRINK IN YOUR HAND! 😂🍺

Yes, folks, it’s another glorious day in paradise, and we’ve got the drinks, the views and the perfect excuse to do absolutely nothing productive! 🤣

Mind you, there is that little hill to climb… but think of it as your warm-up exercise before the serious business of lifting a pint! 💪🍻

🔥🍹 TODAY’S THURSDAY TREATS! 🍹🔥

🍸 Cocktails – just 5€! 🍹
🥃 Local Spirit & Mixer – only 4€!
🍺 3 Bottles of B**r – just 5€!

Now, if that isn’t a good enough reason to drag yourself away from the sun lounger, we really don’t know what is! 😂

Grab your mates, round up the usual suspects and get yourselves up (or down) that hill for ice-cold drinks, cracking company and a proper El Perro Loco afternoon! 🍻😎

🧠🎤 AND TOMORROW… IT’S QUIZ TIME! 🎤

Our GENERAL KNOWLEDGE QUIZ kicks off Friday at 4pm with Quizmaster Karl… AS SEEN ON TV! 📺🤣

Get your team together, warm up those little grey cells and prepare to discover that the answer you were absolutely certain about is, in fact, completely bloody wrong! 😂

Come for the quiz, stay for the drinks, and if you lose, blame Karl. If you win, tell everyone you carried the team! 🏆🍻

🐺 EL PERRO LOCO 🐺
🍻 The Last Bar Up the Hill!
🎱 Pool • 🎯 Darts • 🌅 Great Views
😎 Relaxed Vibes • Great People • Great Times

🍹 EL PERRO LOCO – UP THE HILL, WORTH THE WALK!

Come for the view… stay for the drinks… and leave wondering how one quick pint turned into an afternoon! 🤣🍻❤️

🐺🍹🍻

🌴🐕 TROPICAL TUESDAY IS HERE, YOU BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF QUIZ-LOVING NUTTERS! 🐕🌴We’re BACK OPEN here at El Perro Loco and it’...
29/09/2026

🌴🐕 TROPICAL TUESDAY IS HERE, YOU BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF QUIZ-LOVING NUTTERS! 🐕🌴

We’re BACK OPEN here at El Perro Loco and it’s a bloody lovely day! ☀️🍺

So, what better way to spend your Tuesday than sitting in the sunshine, drinking Tropical b**r for ONLY 52€ ALL DAY, and then discovering that your mate who claims to be “brilliant at music” actually knows bu**er all! 🤣🎶

🎵 MUSIC QUIZ — FROM 4PM! 🎵

Get your team together.
Give yourselves a ridiculously confident team name.
Practice your smug faces.
And prepare to argue amongst yourselves when Dave insists that definitely wasn’t George Michael singing it! 😂

It’s all about the music, the laughs, the competition and, most importantly, having a bloody good time.

And remember… Google is NOT a team member. 📱👀🤣

🍺 LARGE TROPICAL — ONLY 2€ ALL DAY!
🌴 Tropical vibes
🎶 Music & mayhem
🐕 Plenty of El Perro Loco nonsense
☀️ And a lovely day to be sitting at the top of the hill!

So get yourselves together, drag your mates along and come and find out whether you’re musical geniuses…

…or just really good at guessing! 😂

🌴 EL PERRO LOCO 🌴
Come for the cocktails… stay for the madness!
Where the crazy starts at the top of the hill!

SEE YOU FROM 4PM, YOU MAGNIFICENT LOT! ❤️

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🚨🚨🚨 𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝟏𝟐.𝟑𝟎𝐩𝐦.𝐒𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞’𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟.𝐖𝐞’𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜...
27/09/2026

🚨🚨🚨 𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝟏𝟐.𝟑𝟎𝐩𝐦.

𝐒𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞’𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟.

𝐖𝐞’𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 ☺️
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🌦️ 𝘿𝙊𝙉’𝙏 𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝘼 𝙁𝙀𝙒 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙍𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙄𝙇 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙎𝙐𝙉𝘿𝘼𝙔! 🍹

A few drops? So what! 😎 We’ve got indoor seating, plus plenty of our terrace is covered, so you can stay nice and dry while you sit back, relax and sup up a cocktail or two!

🍹 ALL 17 OF OUR COCKTAILS — JUST 5€ ALL DAY! 🍹

So why not make today the day you wander on up the hill and enjoy a few hours at El Perro Loco? 🌴🍸

Good drinks, good company and hopefully a bit of sunshine sneaking through! ☀️

El Perro Loco — The highest bar in the resort! 🐺
Up the hill, past Montecastillo Centre.
Come for the views, stay for the drinks!

Have a fantastic Sunday, everyone! 🍹❤️

🍻 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗧 𝗘𝗟 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗢 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗢!Think you’re clever? 🤔 Well, there’s only one way to find out! 😂It’s Karl’s General Knowledge ...
25/09/2026

🍻 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗧 𝗘𝗟 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗢 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗢!

Think you’re clever? 🤔 Well, there’s only one way to find out! 😂

It’s Karl’s General Knowledge Quiz this Friday, and the fun starts at 4pm! 🧠🍺

The quiz lasts around two hours, and it’s ALWAYS a great afternoon. So make the journey up the hill, grab a few b**rs, gather your mates together — preferably the intelligent ones! 🤣 — and see who actually knows their stuff!

👉 Get your seats early! It can get busy, and nobody wants to be the one standing at the back pretending they knew the answer anyway! 😂

And don’t rush off after the quiz… stay behind and join us for our Killer Pool game in the evening! 🎱🔥

Great drinks 🍻
Great people 👫
Fabulous views 🌴
Quiz, pool, darts & plenty of laughs 🎯🎱

🐾 EL PERRO LOCO — the last bar up the hill and well worth the trip!

Come for the quiz… stay for the atmosphere!

See you Friday at 4pm! ❤️

☀️ 𝑻𝑯𝑼𝑹𝑺𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑺 𝑨𝑻 𝑬𝑳 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶 𝑳𝑶𝑪𝑶! 🍻It’s going to be hot, sunny and absolutely perfect for working up a thirst… and wh...
24/09/2026

☀️ 𝑻𝑯𝑼𝑹𝑺𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑺 𝑨𝑻 𝑬𝑳 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶 𝑳𝑶𝑪𝑶! 🍻

It’s going to be hot, sunny and absolutely perfect for working up a thirst… and what better way to do that than walking up the hill to see us! 😂

By the time you arrive, you’ll deserve a little something cold… or maybe something with an umbrella in it! 🍹🤣

🔥 TODAY’S THURSDAY TREATS:
🍹 Cocktails – just 5 €
🥃 Local Spirit & Mixer – only 4 €
🍺 3 Bottles of B**r – just 5 €

So grab your mates, make the trek up (or down) the hill and cool yourself down with ice-cold b**rs, fabulous cocktails and all your favourite local spirits & mixers. 🍻🍸

And don’t forget…

🧠 FRIDAY = QUIZ DAY! 🧠
Our General Knowledge Quiz kicks off at 4pm Friday with Quizmaster Karl (as seen on TV!) 📺😂

Come for the quiz… stay for the drinks… and blame Karl when you realise you actually know absolutely nothing! 🤣

🐺 EL PERRO LOCO
🍻 The Last Bar Up The Hill!
🎱 Pool • 🎯 Darts • 🌅 Great Views
😎 Relaxed atmosphere • Great people • Great times

El Perro Loco – Up the Hill, Worth the Walk! Come for the view… stay for the drinks! 🍹

𝗘𝗹 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗼 𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗼 - 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿, 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱!

𝗪𝗘𝗗𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗧 𝗘𝗟 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗢 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗢! 🍻It’s all about relaxing, enjoying a drink and soaking up the lovely atmosphere up here at E...
23/09/2026

𝗪𝗘𝗗𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗧 𝗘𝗟 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗢 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗢! 🍻

It’s all about relaxing, enjoying a drink and soaking up the lovely atmosphere up here at El Perro Loco. ❤️

We’re lucky to meet so many lovely people who come through our doors — and recently Johnny paid us a visit and left us this lovely post.

Thanks so much, Johnny! 🍻 We’re really glad you enjoyed your time at El Perro Loco and had a great holiday. Hope to see you again soon! 👋

If you haven’t been up the hill yet, why not come and see what everyone’s talking about? Great drinks, great company, pool, darts, quizzes and those fantastic views! 🍺🎯🎱

📍 El Perro Loco – the last bar up the hill!
🍕 PizzArt Caleta de fuste - not this week as they’re on holiday
🎱 Pool table
🎯 Darts
🌅 Great views
😎 Relaxed atmosphere
🐾 Friendly faces

Come up the hill… you’re not going to want to go back down! 🍻

Find us up the hill, just a few minutes walk past the Montecastillo Centre or a 5 minute taxi journey from central Caleta.

Open Tuesday to Sunday from 12 noon till late. We’re well worth the trip up, or down the hill!

𝗘𝗹 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗼 𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗼 - 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿, 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱!

🌴🍺 TROPICAL TUESDAY AT EL PERRO LOCO!Yes, we’re up the hill… but not THAT far! 😂 And believe us, it’s worth making the j...
22/09/2026

🌴🍺 TROPICAL TUESDAY AT EL PERRO LOCO!

Yes, we’re up the hill… but not THAT far! 😂 And believe us, it’s worth making the journey when you can enjoy a LARGE TROPICAL for just 2€ — ALL DAY! 🍺🔥

And it’s TUESDAY MUSIC QUIZ DAY! 🎶🧠
Grab your mates, drag them up the hill and join us from 4PM for Sophie’s legendary Music Quiz.

Have a laugh, test your musical knowledge, argue over answers you’re absolutely convinced are right… and then stay behind afterwards and relax with another 2€ LARGE TROPICAL! 🍺🍺

We’ve got the pool table 🎱, darts 🎯, great views 🌅 and friendly faces so there’s really no excuse not to make the trip!

📍 El Perro Loco – up the hill, past Montecastillo Centre
🍺 Large Tropical 2€ – ALL DAY
🎶 Tuesday Music Quiz – 4PM

Come for the quiz…
Stay for the Tropical…
Blame the hill on the way home! 😂🌴🍺

EL PERRO LOCO — UP THE HILL, WELL WORTH THE WALK! 🍺🌴

Dirección

Calle Virgin De Antigua
Antigua
35610

Horario de apertura

Martes 12:00 - 00:00
Miércoles 12:00 - 00:00
Jueves 12:00 - 00:00
Viernes 12:00 - 00:00
Sábado 12:00 - 00:00
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