The Village INN

The Village INN Welcome to The Village Inn!! English owned pub, serving traditional mouthwatering English Pub Grub. Booking is essential for our Sunday Roasts
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🚨 🚨 PLANTNAPPERS UPDATE 🚨WE HAVE A BREAKTHROUGH. 👀🌸Rumtopf has officially been spotted in the back of a car… and quite f...
23/09/2026

🚨 🚨 PLANTNAPPERS UPDATE 🚨

WE HAVE A BREAKTHROUGH. 👀🌸

Rumtopf has officially been spotted in the back of a car… and quite frankly, we now have MORE QUESTIONS THAN ANSWERS. 😂

Our missing vase appears to have found itself travelling with someone who has an extremely specific set of priorities:

☕ Green Tea — enough to survive the apocalypse.
🥓 English bacon — and not just a packet… this person has bought enough to feed the entire pub.
⚽ Football shirts — not the best choice in teams in our opinion
🖼️ Sir Bobby Charlton — keeping a watchful eye over proceedings.
🌹 And, of course… RUMTOPF HIMSELF, sitting there looking absolutely delighted with his new lifestyle.

At this point we’re beginning to wonder whether Rumtopf has actually been kidnapped… or whether he’s the one doing the kidnapping. 😂

One thing is certain: whoever owns this car clearly knows the three essential food groups…

Tea. Bacon. And football. 🤣

The investigation continues. 🕵️‍♀️🌸

Don’t forget we have the amazing Tom Canning this Saturday and we still have some spaces left. Booking is essential, so ...
21/09/2026

Don’t forget we have the amazing Tom Canning this Saturday and we still have some spaces left.

Booking is essential, so please call 📞 99054710 to reserve your table 🎤🤩

😂😂 RUMTOPF UPDATE! 🌹🚨Apparently after a very busy week of travelling around Paphos, Rumtopf has decided that even a noto...
21/09/2026

😂😂 RUMTOPF UPDATE! 🌹🚨

Apparently after a very busy week of travelling around Paphos, Rumtopf has decided that even a notorious plantnapping fugitive needs a little downtime…

📍 Today’s sighting: Paphos Harbour! 🌊☀️

There he is, living his absolute best life — soaking up the sunshine, enjoying the sea views and looking suspiciously relaxed for a vase that is STILL technically missing. 😂

After all the sneaking around, balcony sightings and covert operations, we can only assume Rumtopf has checked himself into a little Mediterranean wellness retreat. 🌴🤣

Current status:
🌹 Flowers: thriving
🏺 Rumtopf: chilling
🚨 Investigation: ongoing
👀 Plantnappers: still at large
😂 Our patience: hanging by a thread

At this rate, tomorrow he’ll be sending us a postcard from Latchi! 🤣🌊

🚨🌿 BREAKING NEWS: PLANTGATE TAKES ANOTHER TURN 🌿🚨MISSING RUMTOPF VASE SPOTTED IN KISSONERGAAuthorities have received pho...
20/09/2026

🚨🌿 BREAKING NEWS: PLANTGATE TAKES ANOTHER TURN 🌿🚨

MISSING RUMTOPF VASE SPOTTED IN KISSONERGA

Authorities have received photographic evidence confirming that the stolen Rumtopf vase is still very much in the possession of the Plantnappers.

The latest image, believed to have been taken early this morning, shows the wanted vase casually sitting on a balcony in Kissonerga.

Investigators are baffled.

Why is everyone’s furniture YELLOW?
Why are they moving it around?
Why are they sending us photographs?
And WHY are they apparently giving us a guided tour of its whereabouts? 😂

Even more suspicious is the large plant standing directly behind the vase.

Police are currently treating it as a person of interest.

It has been described as:

🌿 Very leafy
🌿 Extremely suspicious
🌿 Potentially an accomplice
🌿 And far too comfortable at the scene of the crime

The Rumtopf remains in captivity.

The flowers appear unharmed.

Negotiations remain unsuccessful.

And the Plantnappers are clearly enjoying themselves WAY too much. 😂

THE PUBLIC IS ADVISED:
If you see this vase, DO NOT ATTEMPT A RESCUE.

Simply take a photograph, send it to The Village Inn, and LET THE INVESTIGATION CONTINUE. 🕵️‍♀️🌸

PLANTGATE: DAY……. GOD-KNOWS-WHAT.
THE VASE IS STILL OUT THERE. 🚨🌿😂

🚨🌿 BREAKING NEWS — PLANTNAPPERS UPDATE 🌿🚨🚨 NEW SIGHTING! 🚨The investigation into the mysterious disappearance of the inf...
19/09/2026

🚨🌿 BREAKING NEWS — PLANTNAPPERS UPDATE 🌿🚨

🚨 NEW SIGHTING! 🚨

The investigation into the mysterious disappearance of the infamous flower vase has taken a dramatic turn this morning.

We have received photographic evidence of what appears to be the suspect’s latest hideout — a property in the Tala area.

Witnesses report that the HIDEOUS PLANT was spotted loitering suspiciously beside a swimming pool, appearing far too relaxed after days of extensive movement.

🌱 Investigators have raised several concerns:

• Why is it near a pool?
• Who owns the house?
• Why are there MORE FLOWERS visible?
• Is this a sophisticated plant-smuggling operation?
• And most importantly… WHERE IS OUR BLOODY VASE?! 😂

The suspect is believed to be highly mobile, an early riser, and extremely good at avoiding capture.

Residents are urged NOT to approach the plant under any circumstances.

If you see it, remain calm, take a photograph and report immediately to The Village Inn Plant Crime Unit.

🌿🚨 THE HIDEOUS PLANT SAGA CONTINUES…

Further updates will be issued as soon as our highly trained team of absolutely unqualified investigators has finished their morning cuppa. ☕😂

🚨🌿 PLANTGATE: WE HAVE A NEW LEAD! 🌿🚨Well folks… THE PLANTNAPPERS HAVE STRUCK AGAIN! 👀Another photograph has landed at Th...
18/09/2026

🚨🌿 PLANTGATE: WE HAVE A NEW LEAD! 🌿🚨

Well folks… THE PLANTNAPPERS HAVE STRUCK AGAIN! 👀

Another photograph has landed at The Village Inn this morning, and this one has investigators VERY interested…

Our missing plant has apparently been spotted lounging in a living room with a rather suspiciously bright yellow sofa. 💛🛋️🌱

Now, we have absolutely no idea whose house this is…

…but whoever lives here has either:

A) A serious love of yellow
B)Been unknowingly harbouring a fugitive plant
OR
C) Is actually involved in this whole ridiculous operation! 👀

And before anyone asks…

YES, WE HAVE ZOOMED IN.
YES, WE HAVE ANALYSED THE SOFA.
NO, WE STILL HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHO IT BELONGS TO. 🤣

Our investigators are currently checking local sightings of yellow sofas, suspicious-looking houseplants and anyone acting nervously when the word “vase” is mentioned. 🌱😂

So, we need YOU, Plantgate detectives! 🕵️‍♀️

DO YOU RECOGNISE THIS LIVING ROOM?

Have you got a friend, neighbour, relative or suspiciously yellow-sofa-owning acquaintance who might be able to shed some light on this case?

Drop your theories below! 👇

Because at this stage, we’re not even sure we’re looking for the plant anymore…

WE’RE LOOKING FOR THE SOFA OWNER. 😂😂

🌿 THE INVESTIGATION CONTINUES…
And frankly, this plant is getting far too comfortable for a wanted fugitive. 🤣

🌿🚨 PLANTNAPPERS UPDATE 🚨🌿WE HAVE NEW EVIDENCE… AND IT’S GETTING WEIRDER. 👀Our investigation has taken a rather unexpecte...
17/09/2026

🌿🚨 PLANTNAPPERS UPDATE 🚨🌿

WE HAVE NEW EVIDENCE… AND IT’S GETTING WEIRDER. 👀

Our investigation has taken a rather unexpected turn today.

The latest photograph appears to show our missing plant living the high life… sitting pretty on a table, surrounded by flowers, enjoying the sunshine and apparently being treated to a drink. 🌱🍷

Meanwhile, back at The Village Inn, we’re beginning to wonder whether WE were ever actually the plant’s favourite people. 😂

But there’s something else that has caught the attention of our crack investigative team…

THE COUPLE.

Yes… THE SAME COUPLE. 👀

They’ve been spotted again.

And judging by the looks on their faces, they don’t appear particularly concerned about being photographed with our missing greenery.

In fact, they look downright pleased with themselves. 😂

Now we’re asking the important questions:

🌿 Was this a planned operation?
🌿 Did they lure the plant away with promises of sunshine?
🌿 Is that wine actually plantnapping payment?

Because apparently our beloved plant now has a name.

Things have officially gone too far.

At this stage, we’re not saying this couple are guilty…

We’re simply saying the evidence is becoming increasingly leafy. 🤨

The investigation continues 🕵🏻‍♀️

SATURDAY 26th SEPTEMBER @ 6pmHave you booked your table yet??? Call 📞 99054710 to reserve your seats 🎤🤩
16/09/2026

SATURDAY 26th SEPTEMBER @ 6pm

Have you booked your table yet???

Call 📞 99054710 to reserve your seats 🎤🤩

🚨🌿 PLANTNAPPERS UPDATE 🌿🚨WE HAVE RECEIVED ANOTHER ANONYMOUS POST…It appears our missing plant has now been spotted enjoy...
16/09/2026

🚨🌿 PLANTNAPPERS UPDATE 🌿🚨

WE HAVE RECEIVED ANOTHER ANONYMOUS POST…

It appears our missing plant has now been spotted enjoying a quiet pint in Paphos. 🍺🌴

Although, judging by the photographic evidence, the plant appears to have developed quite the social life… while poor Fred is merely there as a designated beer holder. 😂

Our investigation team has noticed several developments:

🌹 The plant is being treated surprisingly well
🍺 It has apparently acquired a taste for Carlsberg.
🏝️ It is now enjoying sunny days in Paphos while we’re stuck here at work!
🌱 And most importantly… IT HAS A TOUR GUIDE.

We are beginning to suspect this isn’t a kidnapping anymore.

THIS IS A FULL-BLOWN PLANT GAP YEAR. 🤣

The question remains…

👉 Who is financing these luxury trips? 🤣
👉 Who is booking the tables?
👉 And why does the plant appear to be having a better social life than most of our customers? 😂

At this rate, we fully expect the next update to show it doing shots in Ayia Napa or riding a donkey through the Troodos mountains.

Bring our plant home! 🌱 🥺

🚨🌿 🚨 PLANTNAPPERS UPDATE 🚨🌿BREAKING NEWS FROM THE PLANTNAPPERS… 📺🚨We have just received photographic evidence which appe...
15/09/2026

🚨🌿 🚨 PLANTNAPPERS UPDATE 🚨🌿

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE PLANTNAPPERS… 📺🚨

We have just received photographic evidence which appears to confirm that the missing vase has been UNEARTHED. 😱

Sky News are apparently now reporting live from the scene, where a major investigation is underway into what has been described as:

“The most hideous vase ever to offend the interior design industry.” 😂

Police tape has been put up.
A forensic team has been called in.
A number 1 crime scene marker has

Meanwhile, here at The Village Inn, we remain deeply concerned for the whereabouts of our beloved floral hostage. 🌸

We would like to reassure customers that we are cooperating fully with authorities… although we still have absolutely no idea who Plantnappers are we have our suspicions 😂

Our current suspect profile:

✔️ Has access to a camera
✔️ Has questionable taste
✔️ Has knowledge of the whereabouts of said vase
✔️ Has connections with Sky News
✔️ Gets up early
✔️ Is clearly enjoying this far too much 🤣

At this stage, we have only one question:

WHERE IS OUR VASE?! 🏺🌹

The investigation continues…

And to the Plantnappers:

**You may have the vase.
You may have Sky News.
But you’ve made one fatal mistake…

YOU’VE GIVEN US CLUES.** 🕵️‍♀️😂

👀 The investigation continues…

We see your Sky News report.
We raise you… CCTV footage. 😏😂

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