08/24/2026
It’s close to miiiiidnight,
and something sweet is lurking in the dark.
Under the mooooonlight,
you see a sight that almost stops your heart.
You try to scream,
but your mouth is full of freezing cold ice cream!
You start to freeze,
as the icy cold treat hits your bloodstream
You're paralyzed!
'Cause this is HILLSIDE, Hillside Hideaway!
And no one’s gonna save your brain freeze tonight!
You can get ICE CREAM!
Ice cream tonight!
You're fighting for your life inside a cold and creamy, double scoop, tonight!
You hear the door slam,
and realize there's nowhere left to run.
You feel a cold hand,
it's holding up an Americano just for fun!
You close your eyes,
and you hope that it's just a Cookie Monster Sundae.
But all the while, its just another Monday!
Your time has come!
Come see us tomorrow am for a nice hot beverage to start your Monday out right
