08/30/2026
WAYS TO EFFORTLESSLY PLANT THE “PIEROGI FOR LUNCH” IDEA IN YOUR BOSS’S BRAIN:
🥟 1. “pierogi give me soooo much more energy than pizza.”
just casually say it. with confidence. maybe make eye contact.
🥟 2. “wow… a pierogi wreath for lunch? That’s supporting local!”
you’re not asking for lunch.
you’re stimulating the local economy. 👏
🥟 3. “one large pierogiwreath feeds 10+ people, so respectfully, big dawg… the cost-per-smile is basically NIL comparatively.”
BIG. TIME. ROI. 📈🥟👏
you’re welcome.
our team is still out of the kitchen, exploring life and collecting stories, but we’ll be back pinching pierogi and frying that cronchy chicken you love so, so soon. 💛
we miss you. Like, a lot.
and we can’t wait to be back sharing good food, big laughs, and all our explorer stories with you. 🌎💛
until then, please continue dropping these extremely subtle hints to your boss.
pierogi are a business expense. probably. 🫡🥟