The Pie Hole

09/14/2026

Thanksgiving orders are already rolling in faster than we ever and we haven’t even hit October yet!!!

If pie is part of your Thanksgiving plans (as it should be!) this is your sign to get that pre-order in early. Our pies are handmade, our bakery can only make so many, and once we hit capacity… that’s it. Pro tip: order frozen and pick up early!!

Pre-order now to make sure your favourites are locked in and save yourself from the very long Thanksgiving weekend lineups.

Future you, holding a pie instead of standing in a line, will be very grateful.

09/12/2026

Slow spin. Caramel drizzle. Absolutely no shame.

Fat Elvis Banana Pudding has been causing a bit of a scene… and apparently none of you know how to behave around it because we can barely keep it in stock.

He’s rich. He’s messy. He’s only here for September.

Come get some before Fat Elvis leaves the building.

09/10/2026

Okay, okay… YOU WIN.

The Biscoff Pie was not supposed to be back this soon, but apparently some of you do not understand the meaning of “limited time.”

You slid into our DMs. You emailed us. You called the shops. Repeatedly.

So we caved.

BISCOFF PIE IS BACK.

Creamy, dreamy, ridiculously Biscoff-y and here for as long as our cookie and cookie butter supply can keep up.

Which, at this point, may require us to personally buy every Biscoff cookie and jar of cookie butter in the Lower Mainland.

Enjoy it while you can. We have absolutely no idea how long this madness will last.

09/07/2026

08/30/2026

For context, the voiceover is an ACTUAL voice message my friend sent me after trying our Fat Elvis Banana Pudding for the first time.

And by “a voice message” I mean there were several messages.

Apparently he needed to process the experience out loud.

So, when I finally scooped one for myself to try, I did the only reasonable thing and turned his unsolicited audio review into our advertising.

No script.
No sponsorship.
No shame.

Just one man, one pudding, and a series of voice notes of pure culinary enjoyment

Fat Elvis Banana Pudding.