06/05/2026
Hello Bonjour and Welcome to Pizza Coming Soon Desert Plant Club Cafe. We’re all out of Butternut Squash Ravioli with Prawns and our Peach Bellini machine is in the shop BUT we have a BEAUTIFUL AND SUCCULENT SPECIAL TONIGHT of LAMB MEATBALLS WITH ARRABBIATA SAUCE AND SHISHO!
And if you’re a BC Baby you can wash it down with some Green Tea Baby, and by Green Tea I mean a whiskey soda highball and by Baby I mean you, a consenting adult who I respect.
Also we’ve got DJing his favourite vinyls tonight (some DJs hate the word vinyls cause the correct plural of vinyl is just vinyl but I like vinyls cause sometimes it’s fun to be bad) and .club is on deckington tomorrow (Saturday) playing music specifically for Krump dancing too (or maybe not).
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Caption by Rhek (where is Dylan?) / Photo by Kensaku / Graphics by Rhek