08/23/2023
Hi all! A few notes (and some appreciation!) are in store! ❤️
Firstly, we're looking for a dishwasher to start on September 6 since our precious Thomas has decided to head off to college and learn stuff. Fine, leave us then! (Just kidding, we love you, and wish you all the best, kid! Come back and visit, okay? We kind of got used to you).
DISHWASHING JOB PERKS; SOME PRACTICAL, SOME PHILOSOPHICAL IN NATURE:
-you get the same shifts every week: Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday from 3:30-8:30ish, and Sunday from 10:00-1:30ish (ideal role for a high school student!; very rarely are you done past 8:30 - more time for video games! Er, I mean homework...)
-you get time off around Christmas and never have to work a holiday Monday
-you get free food (PARENTS, TAKE NOTE: YOU MAY GET LEFTOVERS!)
-you always have really clean hands, and get to play with soap suds
-you get your own pit in the kitchen where you can consider life's deepest questions, sometimes resulting in moments of revelation; for the most part we don't bother you (and as long as one ear is free, you can listen to whichever Swedish death metal band you desire if it helps you get the job done - air guitar to your heart's content)
-you get cash tips at the end of each week
-you work with the same people every day (this could be a bad thing, but at least it's predictable!)
You don't even have to bother printing a resume - just pop in and introduce yourself and I'll interview you on the spot - the sole interview question will be: "do you want to work here doing dishes?" If you answer yes, you will probably get the job! Ding, ding, ding! WINNER, GAGNANT(E)! (These are the times, people. These are the times. The struggles with staffing in the service industry are real - extend extra patience to those who have showed up!) Anyhow, if anyone reading this knows an impressionable young person who needs a job, send them our way! ❤️ UPDATE: After only one hour, we have someone for the job! Thank you :)
Secondly, we have a new website (same domain!) It's much more mobile-friendly. Some people are still seeing the old one because of cache/cookies issues, so I am keeping it updated with our features until it officially goes defunct on August 31 (this is the result of a classic corporate buyout in the tech world - never ceases to entertain, does it?!) By then, remaining domain issues should all be resolved and everyone will just see the new website (in the meantime, we kindly ask for you to bare with us while Google catches up). Anyhow, after 11 years, a new site is welcome! We hope you enjoy it. We are very happy with it.
Thirdly, thank you so much for our busiest summer ever! We really have been running off our feet, but your steadfast support always carries us. You are all the BEST! Jeni, our line cook/afternoon prepper, has been integral to our functioning. Thanks, girl!!!
One day a while back Dev asked me "what's that crunch?" with a dour, I-just-failed look on her face. I approached with caution, because after all these years I've learned not to mess with Dev's perfectionist standards. "I don't know what you mean... what crunch?" I chirped, using my charming naivety to soothe her. I took a bite and chewed the cake in question; methodically, my jaw moving side-to-side like a lazy bovine. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary, until it happened: a pleasing pop between my teeth, followed by an earthy burst of mustard, immediately transporting me to a hot dog vendor outside of Union Station on a sweltering summer day. Dev's face turned white, and she covered her eyes with her hands. "Oh no. They're black mustard seeds. I put black mustard seeds in the lemon cake instead of poppy seeds. The bags were right beside each other on the shelf!" And this, my friends, is why you never saw lemon poppy seed cake show up on our menu recently.
To all the service industry folks reading this - we're almost through the summer! You can do it!
Much love to all of you, okay? Thank you!
Until next time,
Jenn xoxoxo