07/11/2025
Vagabond FAQ
With the influx of questions about what’s happening with Vagabond Kitchen, we prepared this nifty FAQ to help in this difficult time.
ARE YOU MOVING?
No we are not going anywhere. In the previous post, when we said “visit in the summer”, we were eluding to the possibility of opening on a limited basis during the summer.
WHAT JOB DID VIVIAN ACCEPT?
Vivian has accepted a position as administrative secretary at Sen Pok Chin elementary school.
WHAT IS GRAEME GOING TO DO?
Graeme will likely wallow in self-pity for an undetermined length of time.
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE?
We’re really not. You’re projecting.
WHAT CAN I DO TO ALLEVIATE MY WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS?
As doctors, we recommend transitioning into softer drugs like cold sandwiches, sushi, or wraps.
ARE YOU SELLING THE FOODTRUCK?
No. The foodtruck is not currently for sale. But I mean, isn’t everything for sale really?
SHOULD I PANIC BUY VAGABOND?
At this time, we are encouraging everyone to stay calm, and consume Vagabond at your normal dosage rate. Elevated Vagabond in the system will lead to more difficult withdrawal.
I’M TIRED OF READING THIS. ARE THERE MANY MORE QUESTIONS?
I’m running out of jokes. You can probably stop reading here.
HOW WILL I COPE ONCE IT’S ALL OVER?
Daily personal affirmations can be very helpful. Look into the mirror and try something like: “Fried chicken does NOT control my life”, or “I WILL find happiness without steam buns”.
We hope this clarifies any concerns or misunderstandings surrounding our closure. Thanks for reading, and we hope to see you soon.
