02/09/2026
Nothing says “I love you” like a carb-induced coma.
Whether you’re on a first date trying not to get marinara on your white shirt, or you’ve been married so long that “romantic talk” is just arguing over who gets the last garlic homeloaf—we’ve got you covered!
Come see us at East Side Mario’s Milton from Feb 9-14. We’ve got the drinks, the pasta, and enough garlic breath to ensure nobody tries to talk to you for at least 48 hours. 🧄💋