08/09/2026
🚨 ATTENTION, CITIZENS! 🚨
Dr. Brain Freeze has been busy in his frozen laboratory, and his latest plan for brunch-time domination may be his most diabolically delicious yet! 🦹♂️🍨
His arsenal is fully stocked with Strawberries & Cream, French Canadian Vanilla, Skor Crunch, Ah! Chocolat and Moose Tracks, with plant-based ice cream options ready for citizens requiring a dairy-free defence! 💥
(Plant Based flavours today: Peanut Butter Chocolate, Cookiea & Cream, Mint Chocolate Chip, Mango, Apple Pie, Chocolate, and Vanilla Bean)
But choosing your flavour is only the beginning...
Will you deploy your scoops into a Coke, Orange Crush or Mug Root B**r Float?
Summon a house-made Waffle Bowl Sundae?
Take on the legendary Banana Split? 🍌
Construct your own Ice Cream Sandwich with your choice of house-made Chocolate Chip, Double Chocolate or Oatmeal cookies? 🍪
Brave the mighty WAFFLE OF DOOM: a warm bubble waffle loaded with ice cream, fruit topping, sauce, whipped cream and the all-important cherry on top? 🍒⚡
Or keep your mission classified with a scoop tucked into a house-made waffle cone or cup?
Citizens, choose your weapon wisely.
Dr. Brain Freeze has been preparing for your arrival. 🦹♂️🍦
Find The Crêpe Crusader on the second floor of The Market at Western Fair District, until 2 pm today, near the café seating.
Your brunch may depend on it. 🦸♂️🥞⚡