David's General Store Inc.

06/05/2026

🍕🚨 TGIF ALERT FROM CRAZY DAVID! 🚨🍕

It’s Friday… which means two things:

1️⃣ The weekend is here! 🎉
2️⃣ People start calling for pizza like they’ve been stranded on a deserted island all week! 😂

🔥 FRIDAY’S BIGGEST DEAL 🔥

🍕🍕 2 LARGE PEPPERONI PIZZAS
💰 ONLY $27.99

At that price, even your wallet is smiling! 😁

But here’s the catch…

📞 People start calling.
📞 Then more people start calling.
📞 Then someone orders for the whole hockey team.

Before you know it… SOLD OUT! 😲

So don’t be the person standing in front of the fridge at 6 PM wondering what happened to dinner.

☎️ Place your order NOW!
📞 705-385-2253

📍 David’s General Store, Port Sydney

Pizza so good, even the pepperoni is excited it’s Friday! 🍕🎉

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06/05/2026

🍩🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF IMPORTANT THINGS! 🚨🍩

Did you know that THIS FRIDAY is International Donut Day?

That’s right… somewhere, somehow, a group of very smart people got together and said:

“You know what the world needs? A whole day dedicated to donuts!”

And honestly… we agree. 😎

So if you’re looking for the perfect way to celebrate this historic occasion, you’ve gotta try Crazy David’s Tiny Donuts!

🔥 Hot & Fresh
🔥 Made in Minutes
🔥 Tiny in Size
🔥 HUGE in Flavour

Choose from:
🍩 Cinnamon Sugar
🍩 Powdered Sugar
🍩 Oreo Sugar
🍩 Froot Loops Sugar

Now, you don’t have to wait until Friday to enjoy them…

BUT if anyone asks why you’re eating donuts on Friday, you can proudly say:

“I’m not snacking… I’m observing an international holiday.” 😂

Come on down and celebrate with us!

📍 David’s General Store
653 Muskoka Rd 10, Port Sydney
📞 (705) 385-2253

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06/01/2026

🍕🔵 THE SECRET IS FINALLY OUT! 🔵🍕

After years of research, late-night experiments, and a few flour-covered witnesses… the official blueprint for the legendary Crazy David Pizza has been leaked!

Engineers are studying it.
Scientists are questioning it.
Pizza lovers are ordering it.

The calculations are simple:

Perfect Crust + Loaded Toppings + Crazy David = 😋

Some call it a pizza.
We call it a masterpiece of village engineering.

Come see the real thing before the blueprint disappears back into the vault! 🍕🔐

📍 David’s General Store, Port Sydney
📞 (705) 385-2253

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05/29/2026

05/26/2026

PORT SYDNEY
📍 May 26th • 5:00 AM

☀️ It’s going to be a gorgeous day! ☀️

Blue skies over Port Sydney and another beautiful Muskoka morning ahead. Whether you’re heading to work, the cottage, the lake, or just out for a coffee, make it a great day and enjoy every minute of it.

Stop by David’s General Store for your morning coffee, breakfast sandwich, fresh baked goods, or a slice of authentic homemade pizza later today!

🌞 Have an amazing day, Port Sydney! 🌞

05/24/2026

LET US DESIGN A CANDY TABLE FOR YOUR NEXT CELEBRATION! 🍭✨

From birthdays and weddings to baby showers, anniversaries and corporate events, we’ll create a sweet display that will have your guests talking long after the last candy is gone!

🍬 Customized Themes
🍫 Premium Chocolates & Candies
🎉 Colour-Coordinated Designs
💖 Beautiful Presentation for Any Occasion

Life is sweet… let us make your celebration even sweeter!

📞 Contact David’s General Store today to book your custom candy table.

“Because every great celebration deserves a little sugar!” 🍭🎊

05/24/2026

🌞 GOOD DAY LOCAL VILLAGERS! 🌞

🏪 David’s General Store — Serving Muskoka for 113+ Years!

✅ Open 7 Days a Week

⏰ Hours:
Sunday: 9 AM–6 PM
Monday–Saturday: 7 AM–7 PM

🍕 Pizza Specials:
Tuesday: 2 Medium Pepperoni Pizzas $23.99
Friday: 2 Large Pepperoni Pizzas $27.99

📢 WE’RE HIRING!
Part-Time & Full-Time Positions Available

📧 Send resumes to:
[email protected]

❤️ Thank you for supporting local!