Hitters Sports Bar

09/30/2026

**𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 #𝟮 𝗜𝗦 𝗢𝗡! 🎟️🎟️**

Our first Comedy Misfits giveaway is officially CLOSED! Thanks to everyone who helped name that absolute monstrosity of a drink. We'll be announcing the winner soon.

But we're not done giving away tickets.

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩...

**𝗔𝗗𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗜𝗦 __________.**

Finish that sentence. Make it funny. Make it painfully accurate. Make us question how any of us have survived this long.

😂 The funniest answer wins **𝟮 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗧𝗦** 𝘁𝗼 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗱𝘆 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝗳𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗛𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 on Friday, October 16!

Drop your answer in the comments below. 👇

𝘼𝙡𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙩𝙤𝙣 𝙑𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙮. 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙖𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜?

09/29/2026

𝗔𝗗𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗜𝗦 __________. 🍻

We want YOUR funniest answer. 😂

Fill in the blank in the comments for 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝟮 𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗧𝗦 𝘁𝗼 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗱𝘆 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝗳𝗶𝘁𝘀 at Hitters Sports Bar!

🎤 Friday, October 16
🏆 Funniest answer wins the pair.

Make us laugh. Make us question your life choices. Just don't leave that blank empty.
𝘿𝙧𝙤𝙥 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙬! 👇

09/27/2026

09/27/2026

🎶 𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞! 🎶

Some of you remember. Some of you missed it.

Either way, Derrick from 387 Entertainment 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙏𝙐𝙉𝙀 back to Hitters!

Starting Wednesday, October 7
⏰ 6–9 PM
📍 Hitters Sports Bar

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤? 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘵.
Grab some friends, grab a table, and put all that completely useless music knowledge you've collected over the years to work. 😂

𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗪𝗲𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆. 𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱. 𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘀. 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗼𝘄... 𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗧𝘂𝗻𝗲.

09/19/2026

𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 #𝟭 𝗜𝗦 𝗢𝗡. 🎟️

𝙒𝙚’𝙫𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝟲 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙛𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙝𝙞𝙩 𝙃𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙮, 𝙊𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝟭𝟲 — 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙪𝙥 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙨.

𝘞𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺.

Burger. Bacon. Ribs. Wings. Shrimp. Pickles. Onion rings. A b**r sticking out of it... and apparently somewhere underneath all of that is still a drink.

There are no right answers. No trivia. No Googling your way to victory.

𝘞𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯:
𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚?

Drop your best name in the comments. Funniest name wins 2 FREE TICKETS to The Comedy Misfits at Hitters.

𝙈𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝, 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙩𝙤𝙣 𝙑𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙮.