Winsloe Pump n Munch

06/15/2026

Afternoon folks

Our very own Tammy Lynn is hard at work in the kitchen today baking up her famous cream pies!! At $3.99 it’s a delicious deal you won’t want to miss!!! Get them while supplies last!!!’

06/13/2026

06/13/2026

For a limited time, make sure to put a little j**z of Gayonnaise on your wiener. You'll feel fabulous! 🏳️‍🌈🌭
Only available at Winsloe Pump n Munch
Have a gay day!

06/11/2026

Morning folks

Public service announcement!!
Our beloved parking lot manager Korey has brought it to our attention that people aren’t using the garbage cans again!!!

Folks we know that everyone is excited to celebrate pride month but please don’t leave your mess in the urinal for someone else to clean up

Thank you for your attention to this matter and happy pride!

Third shift manager Jordan

06/04/2026

Afternoon folks!!!

We’ve officially reached corker status here in Winsloe make sure you stop down to the ice cream parlour here at the pump n munch!!

Because it’s pride month we’re offering up our special drag queen dreams ice cream!! $3.99 for this delicious treat and the cherries on top!

So come on out and don’t be shy to ask Tammy Lynn for extra cherries ontop of your drag queen dreams!!!!

Happy pride!!!

Third shift manager Jordan

06/04/2026

Mornin folks!!!

Big week here at the pump n munch
This saturday from 2 until midnight we’re having our annual pride bbq and patio dance!! games and face painting for the kids and our pride mascot likalottapuss will make a appearance!!

So come on out and get your hands on skinny mikes delicious meat hot dogs, pictures with likalottapuss and stay for the evening get your freak on the dance floor with Skian spinning the tunes till midnight!!!

So come on out and have a gay day and night with skinny Mike, Skian, Tammy Lynn this Saturday

Third shift manager Jordan

06/04/2026

Evening folks!!!

Just wanted to fill every one in about our newest pride month special!! Two rainbow hot dogs, a Reese’s big bold cup and a Polar pop for $6.99!!! Because there’s no better way to enjoy pride month than with one of skinny mikes delicious wieners in one hand and a Reese’s bbc in the other! All month long but don’t delay you’re going to want to get your hands on them!!!

Have a gay day!!!!

06/02/2026

Happy Pride Month! 25¢/litre off gas if you're q***r and know how to man-handle a nozzle.
Have a gay day! 🏳️‍🌈

05/20/2026

Tomorrow only, regular gas for 99¢ per litre between 3 PM and 6 PM, and a free hotdog with every gas purchase!

Beat that, Circle K/Irving!

05/19/2026

Evening folks

It has come to our attention that parking lot manager Korey’s forklift has officially entered its “parting out” era.

So far the tires, seat, side panels, and probably three unpaid lunch breaks have already been removed. Marketplace ads expected soon:

“Forklift hood — $40 firm. I know what I got.”
“Hydraulic cylinder, leaked a little when parked.”
“Complete machine. Needs nothing major.”

At this point the Maersk container is holding the forklift together emotionally more than physically.

For inquiries please see Skian or myself
Thank you for your attention to this matter

Third shift manager Jordan