05/08/2026
You: “I should eat healthier today.”
Our Twice Cooked Pork Belly Burger: “Counter-offer: No you shouldn’t.” 🫠🐷
We cooked this pork belly twice. Once to make it melt-in-your-mouth juicy, and a second time to make it crispier than your ex’s personality 🤪.
It is structurally impossible to eat this gracefully. You will get sauce on your chin. You will make inappropriate noises in public. Your doctor will sense a disturbance in the Force.
It’s crunch, juice, and pure chaos on a bun. 🤤🍔
Stop lying to your fitness tracker and get down to Glaze.