10/09/2026
Every family business has a prankster in the ranks… this is ours 😂
Meet Elie. Or Steve. Or Benjamin. Depends what name he’s operating under that particular day.
He joined us during Covid and has been slowly climbing the ranks ever since. Our success relies heavily on honesty, reliability and loyalty… unfortunately Elie possesses absolutely none of these qualities 😂
If he’s not tripping someone over with his size 14 feet, he’s hiding plastic spiders around the place and waiting patiently for someone to lose their mind.
Then there’s the storerooms. The bloke has an unhealthy obsession with them. Everything labelled, lined up, boxed properly and exactly where it belongs. Move something 5mm and you’ll ruin his entire week.
Underneath all the aliases, pranks and general workplace terrorism, he’s actually a good bloke.
Mostly. 😂
If you see him around Bankstown or Milperra, say hello. Just check your chair before you sit down. 🕷️
Local people. Local communities. Family business. ❤️