The Carpenter’s Ruin

The Carpenter’s Ruin Your new favourite local pub.
15 Inkerman St, St Kilda

06/08/2026

Yuzu & chilli margs.
Fresh, zesty and a lil spicy, just like how we were described in our high school yearbook.
Voted most likely to be particularly enjoyable on a Friday night.

Those Carpenter's Nights (Bob Seger voice)
03/08/2026

Those Carpenter's Nights (Bob Seger voice)

On Thursdays we schnitzel.Schnitzels like you wouldn't believe.Extra big plates to hold extra big schnitzels.$20 on Thur...
30/07/2026

On Thursdays we schnitzel.
Schnitzels like you wouldn't believe.
Extra big plates to hold extra big schnitzels.
$20 on Thursdays.
Big time schnitzel.

Potted crab. Creamy, sweet, salty, buttery, with crunchy, fluffy waffle fries. Tastier than any number of adjectives can...
26/07/2026

Potted crab. Creamy, sweet, salty, buttery, with crunchy, fluffy waffle fries. Tastier than any number of adjectives can possibly describe, and available every damn day here at the Carps.

Another?
23/07/2026

Another?

You love it, we love it. Let's do it forever.Your favourite Friday blowoff of steam is here to stay. Thanks to the best ...
22/07/2026

You love it, we love it. Let's do it forever.

Your favourite Friday blowoff of steam is here to stay. Thanks to the best folks at , we're going to be bringing you three lovely martinis, a juicy steak and a big pile of chippies for just $75 every Friday until the end of time*.

Fridays only | 12pm-3pm
Three martini lunch

Let's have it.

It's the ultimate 'seeya later' to the week and 'hello dear friend' to the weekend. We've missed you, we love you, we we...
08/07/2026

It's the ultimate 'seeya later' to the week and 'hello dear friend' to the weekend. We've missed you, we love you, we welcome you back with gin & beef. Endless love to the best folks at for making Three Martini Lunch happen with us every week.

Three martinis, steak & chips, $75
Only on Fridays, only here at the Carps.

The Carpenter's Ruin, St Kilda

"Easily the best burgers in St Kilda."Your words, not ours.Tuesday night we go hard on the burgies; cheeseburgers, vege ...
07/07/2026

"Easily the best burgers in St Kilda."
Your words, not ours.

Tuesday night we go hard on the burgies; cheeseburgers, vege burgers, filet-o-fishes? Filets-o-fish? All grammar aside, we do your favs and a revolving special. Could be lamb burger, could be buffalo chicken burger, gotta keep you guessing and drooling.

$18 burgers
Tuesday from 3pm
The Carpenter's Ruin, St Kilda

Got to give the people what they want!Our roast half chook with bread sauce and beets is back by popular demand this wee...
04/07/2026

Got to give the people what they want!

Our roast half chook with bread sauce and beets is back by popular demand this weekend, alongside the fan fav beef brisket. A lovely warm Sunday roast is the cure for what ails you this winter.

Open 12pm Sunday.

Double banger.One pork sausage. One wild boar sausage. One big whack of mash and a cider jus. We're double-banging all w...
03/07/2026

Double banger.

One pork sausage. One wild boar sausage. One big whack of mash and a cider jus. We're double-banging all weekend long, don't miss it.

Address

St Kilda, VIC

Opening Hours

Monday 3pm - 10pm
Tuesday 3pm - 10pm
Wednesday 3pm - 10pm
Thursday 3pm - 10pm
Friday 12pm - 11pm
Saturday 12pm - 11pm
Sunday 12pm - 10pm

Telephone

+61373020131

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