The Yard Secret Harbour

The Yard Secret Harbour Healthy Gourmet Smoothies ~ High Protein, Low Calories
Energy Loaded Teas ~ Sugar Free, Vitamins ++

📚 End of term got you feeling like your phone battery on 2%? 😵‍💫🔋💁🏻‍♀️ Parents are hanging on by a thread🍎 Teachers dese...
24/06/2026

📚 End of term got you feeling like your phone battery on 2%? 😵‍💫🔋

💁🏻‍♀️ Parents are hanging on by a thread
🍎 Teachers deserve a medal
🤪 And the kids checked out about a week ago😂

Luckily… we’ve got our latest obsession…ICEBERRY Loaded Tea! ❄️💙

The icy blue pick-me-up to help you survive the final stretch of the school term 🙌

⚡ Natural Energy
🧠 Mental Focus
✨ Clarity & Concentration
💙 Refreshing, delicious & loaded with goodness!

Pop into The Yard and finish the term strong💪💙

🚚 IT’S OFFICIAL… THE YARD IS HITTING THE ROAD! 🚚🎉 Starting next Friday 26th June 🎉 After months of being stuck behind th...
19/06/2026

🚚 IT’S OFFICIAL… THE YARD IS HITTING THE ROAD! 🚚

🎉 Starting next Friday 26th June 🎉

After months of being stuck behind the counter, our loaded teas have officially demanded the right to leave the building. 😤⚡

Their formal complaint stated:

“We’re tired of watching people come to us. It’s time we go to them.”

And honestly… they had a point. 🤷‍♀️😂

So we’re excited to announce…

💚LOADED ON LOCATION💚

Your favourite loaded teas are now available for workplace delivery!

Whether you’re in an office, daycare, school, salon, gym or worksite, we’ll bring The Yard straight to you.

No need to argue over whose turn it is to do the tea run.
No need to “just pop out for 5 minutes” and come back 45 minutes later.
No need to spend your lunch break sitting in traffic. 😂

Simply round up your crew and let us do the hard work.

✅ Minimum 6 drinks
✅ Freshly made to order
✅ Delivered between 8am–1pm
✅ Fridays only
✅ 15km Radius

📱 Text your order to 0411 635 653
⏰ Order by 7am Friday for same-day delivery

Because nothing boosts workplace morale quite like someone walking through the door carrying loaded teas. 😍⚡🍓

Tag your boss, your work bestie, or the person who somehow always “forgets” it’s their turn to do the tea run. 👇😂

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🚨 OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE YARD 🚨We hadn’t planned to introduce Loaded Larry just yet… BUT….Unfortunately, Larry has ...
19/06/2026

🚨 OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE YARD 🚨

We hadn’t planned to introduce Loaded Larry just yet… BUT….

Unfortunately, Larry has been blowing up our HR department ever since Shakin’ Shane got his own introduction post.

His formal complaint read:

“I’ve been sitting behind the bar this whole time while Mr Smooth over there gets all the glory. I demand equal rights in the workplace!” 😤⚡

So, to restore peace in the workplace, we’d like everyone to meet…

⚡😎 LOADED LARRY 😎 ⚡

Unlike Shakin’ Shane, who glides into a room all smooth and sophisticated…

Larry arrives like he owns the place. 😂

Larry firmly believes he’s the favourite child and has absolutely no evidence to support this.

He’s loud, he’s confident and preaches every problem can be solved by saying

“Have you tried a Loaded Tea?” 😎

Larry describes himself as:
✨ Refreshing
✨ Motivating
✨ An icon of Secret Harbour

The funny thing is.. behind all that confidence, Larry actually delivers…

💥 Only 24 calories
❌ Zero sugar
⚡ Loaded or Unloaded (caffeinated or un caffeinated)
💦 Hydration boost
🧠 Mental focus & clarity
🔥 Supports metabolism
🌱 Cold-pressed aloe for healthy digestion
🍊 Vitamins C + B
🫐 Rich in antioxidants from green tea

And because Larry believes moderation is a terrible idea, you can even add his favourite boosters:

🚀 Extra Energy
💪 BCAAs
🏋️ Creatine
✨ Collagen
💦 Hydrate

Larry’s only request?

“Can someone please tell Shakin’ Shane that being smooth is cute.. but being LOADED is a lifestyle.” 😂

Welcome to The Yard, Loaded Larry!
Please excuse him if he’s introducing himself to everyone in the car park. He’s just enthusiastic. 🤣🙌💚

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨After an extensive recruitment process (that involved absolutely no interviews and several taste tests)...
11/06/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

After an extensive recruitment process (that involved absolutely no interviews and several taste tests) The Yard is proud to introduce our newest ambassador… 🥤✨ SHAKIN’ SHANE! ✨🥤

His job title?

Chief Smoothie Officer.

He’s smooth… He’s decadent… and has never met a sweet craving he couldn’t win over. He struts around acting like a full-blown dessert… while secretly being one of the healthiest blokes in the room 😂

His daily responsibilities include:

🥤Convincing people to “just try one sip”
🥤Making healthy eating suspiciously delicious
🥤Turning smoothie lovers into smoothie addicts
🥤Looking like a dessert while secretly being good for you

The crazy thing is, Shane might taste like a treat, but he’s actually packing:

💪 20-30g Protein
✨ Under 250 Calories
🌱 Plant-Based Goodness
❌ Low Sugar & Low Fat
💥 Balanced Macros & Micronutrients
🌿 Prebiotics for Gut Health
‼️ He can even turn vegan or gluten free for you
🏃‍♂️ He runs either cold, warm or hot ~ depending on your mood

Honestly, we’re still trying to work out how something this good can be under 250 calories… but Shane says that’s above his pay grade 🤷‍♂️😂

His life motto?

“If you’re going to have a treat, it may as well secretly be good for you.”

So next time you’re in store, don’t be surprised if Shane starts encouraging poor life decisions like:
🥤 “Get the Mega.”
🥤 “Add extra protein.”
🥤 “You deserve a smoothie today.”

And to be fair… he’s usually right 😏

So if you see our little mate popping up on our page, don’t ignore him… give him a lil like 👍

Welcome to the team, Shakin’ Shane! We have a feeling you’re going to shake things up around here😉

Check out our new opening hours for when Shakin’ Shane will be rocking out at The Yard 🖤

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❄️☕ WINTER WARMERS ARE HERE! ☕❄️Who says you have to choose between comfort and nutrition? ❤️Our Warm Smoothies are the ...
09/06/2026

❄️☕ WINTER WARMERS ARE HERE! ☕❄️

Who says you have to choose between comfort and nutrition? ❤️

Our Warm Smoothies are the perfect way to warm up on these chilly days while still keeping your health goals on track. They’re rich, creamy and feel like a treat… but they’re packed with all the goodness!

🤎 Choose your favourite flavour:
✨ Hot Chocolate
✨ Hot Mocha
✨ Milo
✨ Biscoff
✨ Snickers
✨ Malteser
✨ Nutella
✨ Choc Mint
✨ Caramilk

The best part? Every warm smoothie is:
💪 Under 250 calories
🥛 High in protein
⚖️ Packed with balanced macros and micros
🌿 Loaded with 21 vitamins & minerals
🍃 Low fat & low sugar
💧 Made with water… not milk! yet still deliciously decadent and creamy!

Whether you’re after a cosy morning pick-me-up, a lunchtime warm hug in a cup or a healthier way to satisfy those sweet cravings… we’ve got you covered 😉

Pop into The Yard and discover your new favourite Winter Warmer! 🔥🥤❄️

New Menu Drop👇👇👇👇
09/06/2026

New Menu Drop

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09/06/2026

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👀 Have you seen them yet?!Our NEW MENUS are officially here! 🎉We’ve added some exciting new options while keeping all yo...
09/06/2026

👀 Have you seen them yet?!

Our NEW MENUS are officially here! 🎉

We’ve added some exciting new options while keeping all your Yard favourites right where they belong. 💚

Now the hardest part is deciding what to order first... 🤤

Come check them out and let us know what you’ll be trying!

📍 The Yard Secret Harbour

01/06/2026

🌦️ TIGHT ASS TUESDAY IS HERE! 🌦️

The weather outside might be dark, stormy and doing its best to ruin the vibe… but not at The Yard! 😎☀️

We’re bringing the sunshine, the good vibes and the loaded teas all day long!

🔥 FREE MEGA UPGRADES ON ALL LOADED TEAS 🔥
💰 Save yourself $3 on every loaded tea purchase!

Why let the rain win when you can sip on sunshine instead? 🌈🍹

Pop in, warm up your mood, catch up with friends and enjoy the happiest corner of Secret Harbour. Because no matter what Mother Nature is doing outside…

✨ It’s always sunshine, smiles and good vibes at The Yard! ✨

📍 The Yard – Secret Harbour
🌞 Good vibes served daily
💸 Tight Ass Tuesday = Bigger teas, better value!

Address

10/10 Oasis Drive
Secret Harbour, WA
6173

Opening Hours

Monday 7am - 12pm
Tuesday 7am - 2pm
Wednesday 7am - 2pm
Thursday 7am - 2pm
Friday 7am - 2pm
Saturday 8am - 1pm

Telephone

+61411635653

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